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Old 09-11-2009, 02:59 AM   #1
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You drink up a 5 gallon batch (Coopers Dark Ale) before it has been one week since you botteled it. Started to like it after four days, and now there aren't many bottles left :/

Got another one going though.




 
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Old 09-11-2009, 03:07 AM   #2
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Nah, that means you're a total newb and a beer pedophile. (Also a criminal in some circles.) That's why they say the best beer of any batch is the last one.


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Old 09-11-2009, 03:13 AM   #3
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Nah, that means you're a total newb and a beer pedophile. (Also a criminal in some circles.) That's why they say the best beer of any batch is the last one.
I just love beer. Never heard the description "beer pedophile". Got a bad feeling about it...


 
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Old 09-11-2009, 03:22 AM   #4
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"Beer pedophile" means you're not waiting till they get to the right age, and you're enjoying them too young.
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Old 09-11-2009, 03:23 AM   #5
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"Beer pedophile" means you're not waiting till they get to the right age, and you're enjoying them too young.
Ah of course, thanks. Cannot get arrested for it though, not by the police anyway.


 
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Old 09-11-2009, 03:27 AM   #6
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beer pedophile, ha ha ha ha, i'm a recovered one. its a daily struggle
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Old 09-11-2009, 03:29 AM   #7
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you've already discovered the punishment for it. The realization that the beer is just getting good and its almost gone. It is always fun anyway.
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Old 09-11-2009, 03:29 AM   #8
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Im guilty of drinking the young ones to................There are those that have and those that lie about it.

 
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Old 09-11-2009, 03:30 AM   #9
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It gets worse if you keg, so I've been told....
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Old 09-11-2009, 03:32 AM   #10
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beer pedophile, ha ha ha ha, i'm a recovered one. its a daily struggle
LOL indeed, especially with your first one!



 
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