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Old 08-28-2009, 11:30 PM   #1
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After hearing recently about how something like 90% of all paper money in the U.S. has traces of cocaine on it, I started to think, have you ever wondered if the dollar bills in your pocket have ever been in the crack of a stripper's ass ?
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Old 08-28-2009, 11:45 PM   #2
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I hope they have.
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Old 08-28-2009, 11:57 PM   #3
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If only there was some way to collect the cocaine from the bills and sell it. Bye-bye defecit.

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Old 08-29-2009, 12:42 AM   #4
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great.... now there's blow and cling-ons on my loot? Man life sucks
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Old 08-29-2009, 01:26 PM   #5
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No strippers around here. Not much cocaine either, it's a meth kind of area. All the grass is fescue or annual rye, too.
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Old 08-29-2009, 03:16 PM   #6
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That could explain my wifes obsession with money. Or now i just
might call it her addiction to money.
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Old 08-29-2009, 05:21 PM   #7
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I'm checking...
Hey, knock that shvt off. We're drinkin' here.

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Old 08-29-2009, 05:25 PM   #8
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So sad that they would spend that money on a survey and audit of such a useless bit of information, yet for our curiosity's satisfaction, it is still a mystery what percent of our money has beer on it.
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Old 08-29-2009, 05:40 PM   #9
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Originally Posted by arturo7 View Post
I'm checking...
They're not on $1 bills so all you strippers and "customers" have nothing to worry about...
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