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Old 06-09-2010, 06:36 PM   #121
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My dad asked me what I wanted for my birthday. I said, "I wanna watch." So he let me....
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Old 06-09-2010, 06:51 PM   #122
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What do you call a doctor who graduates last in his class? A doctor!
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Old 06-10-2010, 07:15 AM   #123
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on of my employees asked where the iDog was kept... I told her right next to the updog. she said, what's updog.

"Nothing, what's up with you"


YEeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh.
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Old 10-12-2010, 02:05 PM   #124
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Duly noted. Thanks coastalfisheries AKA spambot.
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Old 10-13-2010, 01:22 AM   #125
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?



The rooster.
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What's the German word for vaseline?



Der Weinerschlider.
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Old 10-13-2010, 07:16 AM   #127
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she can't swim, but you should see her stroke
she can't fight, but you should see her box
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