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Old 02-14-2010, 02:30 AM   #111
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Necrophilia - Putting the fun in funeral.

Sometimes necrophilia is the best way to relax, all you need to do to is lay back and open up a cold one.

I like my women like I like my meat, frozen and in a bag.
oh, jeez! funny in such a demented way!

 
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Old 02-14-2010, 02:42 AM   #112
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Rahm Emanuel retarded the decline of derogatory terms.

Husband to wife, "No way, there isn't a single sentence that can make me happy and sad at the same time." Wife to husband, "You have the biggest penis...of all your friends."
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Old 02-14-2010, 02:54 PM   #113
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omg roflmao, thats a good one! I had to read it a few times, but damn, lololol!

 
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Old 02-25-2010, 03:51 AM   #114
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I asked God for a car, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a car and asked for forgiveness.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

 
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Old 02-25-2010, 04:45 AM   #115
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Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

 
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Old 02-25-2010, 03:30 PM   #116
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Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

I never hit a man with glasses. I prefer to use a baseball bat.
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Old 02-25-2010, 03:41 PM   #117
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Segfried and Roy's Tigers say that people taste Fabulooouuuuss!!

 
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Old 02-25-2010, 03:47 PM   #118
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A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender looks up, and says "Is this some kind of joke?"

Didja hear about the cannibal who passed his mother on the trail?

 
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Old 02-25-2010, 05:40 PM   #119
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
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Old 06-09-2010, 08:03 AM   #120
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A man walks into a bar... OW!

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