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Old 09-20-2011, 10:17 PM   #5251
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So, what should be the punishment when players fake injuries to stop a no-huddle offense?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY26rgd4aps

I think they should let Charles Woodson punch them in the nuts until they cough blood. That seems fair.

EDIT: The real punishment for unsportmanlike conduct like this? Make the faker sit out the remainder of the series, with no substitution. A series of 11-on-10, and there won't be any more fakers.
that's what i was talking about with my earlier comment!

seriously wtf was that? totally seems like it was coming from the sidelines, as TWO players hit the dirt at the same time. one jumped up immediately....

there has to be repercussions for this stupidly-obvious unsportsmanlike conduct such as this.
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Old 09-20-2011, 10:18 PM   #5252
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EDIT: The real punishment for unsportmanlike conduct like this? Make the faker sit out the remainder of the series, with no substitution. A series of 11-on-10, and there won't be any more fakers.
Yeah, that's similar to what they do in soccer....cart the faker (fecker?) off the field and the team either has to use one of their very limited substitutions (unfortunately not the case in NFL) or play short handed until he returns from the "injury."

Personally, I'd like to see a 15-yard penatly, loss of two timeouts, 25K fine to the coach and player, and forfeiture of the entire game. Scratch that - eliminate the franchise completely....

You see this B.S. every week in the college game as well...

 
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Old 09-20-2011, 10:18 PM   #5253
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So, what should be the punishment when players fake injuries to stop a no-huddle offense?

Video Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY26rgd4aps

I think they should let Charles Woodson punch them in the nuts until they cough blood. That seems fair.

EDIT: The real punishment for unsportmanlike conduct like this? Make the faker sit out the remainder of the series, with no substitution. A series of 11-on-10, and there won't be any more fakers.
Break their fingers! No joke, they make enough money. Take the good with the bad. I vote break their fingers!

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Old 09-20-2011, 10:21 PM   #5254
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Make them play in a soccer outfit next week.

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Old 09-20-2011, 10:22 PM   #5255
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You're in New York, it's not too late to jump on the Bills' bandwagon.
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in rugby (well, pro level...) play doesn't stop for an injured player.

just sayin'.
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Old 09-20-2011, 10:34 PM   #5257
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Problem is how do you know what is and what isnt a real injury
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Com' on man! The bills?

 
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Old 09-20-2011, 10:40 PM   #5259
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Problem is how do you know what is and what isnt a real injury
Did you watch that clip? Yes, that's the difficulty... usually.
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Problem is how do you know what is and what isnt a real injury
Well, replay should be pretty easy to tell. Hell, in this case, he was either 1) faking, or 2) got dropped by someone with a .308 in the stands...

 
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