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Old 08-10-2011, 01:15 PM   #4851
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But, what part of the word "rebuild" requires that the team suck? Rebuilding implies a deliberate changing of the personnel. If those guys are better - well, that's what you're shooting for!
uh, so....every year's a rebuilding year, then? this is just stupid

it's not like we're talking about baseball and the giant farm system

the pack got it done with millions on IR. rebuilding year excuse it just BS. pats had a solid chance to go last year, and they blew it. cause they suck.
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Old 08-10-2011, 01:18 PM   #4852
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uh, so....every year's a rebuilding year, then? this is just stupid

it's not like we're talking about baseball and the giant farm system

the pack got it done with millions on IR. rebuilding year excuse it just BS. pats had a solid chance to go last year, and they blew it. cause they suck.
Listen, you've already admitted you don't know jack about football. Why don't you go back to watching women's golf or transvestite porn or whatever it is that floats your boat.

Pats ain't rebuilding this year.
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Old 08-10-2011, 01:20 PM   #4853
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Oh, Paulie, don't forget the "Patriot Missle."
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Old 08-10-2011, 01:23 PM   #4854
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Ya, and a drunken Victor Kiam calling LO a Classic Bitch. Ya, I know
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Old 08-10-2011, 01:30 PM   #4855
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How about Bob Kraft owning the stadium while Victor Kiam owned the team (and an electric shaver company) Kraft changed the logo of the stadium to be three circles inside a triangle, which as it JUST SO HAPPENED was the design of Kiams chief competitor's shaver.

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How 'bout drafting Christian Peter in the fifth round, then dropping him within a week (sounds like Myra Kraft had some influence in this). Apparently their scouting reports didn't mention the what, eight convictions he had? The grabbing a woman by the next in a bar a couple weeks before the draft?
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Old 08-10-2011, 01:43 PM   #4857
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I actually consider that a mark of the teams maturation and coming of age. I'm rather proud that she didn't want that d-bag on the team and spoke up.

OK I gotta go to bed, I'm beat.

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Old 08-10-2011, 01:48 PM   #4858
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Oh, I do too. I just remember being really surprised at how unaware of his issues they seemed to be.
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Old 08-10-2011, 01:57 PM   #4859
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Listen, you've already admitted you don't know jack about football. Why don't you go back to watching women's golf or transvestite porn or whatever it is that floats your boat.

Pats ain't rebuilding this year.
hahahah! i don't know jack?!

uuhh......who's orton play for again?? lets review your insightful analysis of the whole dolphin situation.

or, we don't have to: i was right, you were stupid wrong.
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Old 08-10-2011, 02:41 PM   #4860
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You're an idiot.

Miami still wants him, they just don't want to give up a terribly high draft pick for him. And, Denver's realizing exactly how much Tim Tebow stucks.

So, remind me, Moto.... if the Pats cut Albert Haynesworth before the season starts, how much is he going to cost against the salary cap?
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