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Old 10-29-2010, 08:18 PM   #2091
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AP might put the ball on the ground once or twice, but I'm still more scared of him that Favre. Pats run defense is still hit-or-miss, and that just chews up the clock and keeps Brady & Co off the field.

In any case... it's all coming to a head this weekend, isn't it? Doesn't it just feel like THIS is the week when everything gets resolved, either Favre gets hurt, or he gets benched, or Favre goes off and Chilly gets fired? Moss is either going to get 150 yards and 3 TDs or nothing.

Just really feels like everything is building up to this Sunday.
Agree. Vikings are definitely on the brink of something happening real soon. Even their "last year" awesome front 4 has ONE sack so far & the local press is hammering on this stat. Why don't you guys set them up with a Boston harbor cruise (+ hookers) to help push this eventual train wreck into action? Brett can take pics.

As for AP he hasn't fumbled at all this year. He still is working real hard for the extra yards which so often makes him drop the rock but not this year. However he hasn't been cranking out the yards like usual either. Probably because playing from behind so much though.

If Favre does play I can't wait to see his whiny post-game drama after they get spanked. Or his whiny post-game drama that his streak is over.

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Old 10-29-2010, 08:40 PM   #2092
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AP might put the ball on the ground once or twice, but I'm still more scared of him that Favre. Pats run defense is still hit-or-miss, and that just chews up the clock and keeps Brady & Co off the field.

In any case... it's all coming to a head this weekend, isn't it? Doesn't it just feel like THIS is the week when everything gets resolved, either Favre gets hurt, or he gets benched, or Favre goes off and Chilly gets fired? Moss is either going to get 150 yards and 3 TDs or nothing.

Just really feels like everything is building up to this Sunday.

Patriots separate Favre from his ankle causing Moss to freak out and send penis pics to Jen Strugis. Sturgis sues the Jets and bankrupts the team causing the Pats to win the division.

Somewhere in Lake Tahoe, Desmond Howard gets into a fishing boat with Al Neri.

Must be an awesome weekend for you.
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Old 10-29-2010, 08:44 PM   #2093
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Old 10-29-2010, 10:16 PM   #2094
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When was the last time the Redskins were even relevant? They've been mediocre as long as I can recall. At least the 'Hawks got jobbed out of a Super Bowl not too many years back. The Redskins ain't ****.
Some of us are old enough to remember.

 
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Old 10-29-2010, 11:09 PM   #2095
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Redskins' playoff history:

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Date Game Result
Jan. 14, 2006 NFC Divisional Seattle 20, Washington 10
Jan. 7, 2006 NFC Wild Card Washington 17, Tampa Bay 10
Jan. 15, 2000 NFC Divisional Tampa Bay 14, Washington 13
Jan. 8, 2000 NFC Wild Card Washington 27, Detroit 13
Jan. 9, 1993 NFC Divisional San Francisco 20, Washington 13
Jan. 2, 1993 NFC Wild Card Washington 24, Minnesota 7
Jan. 26, 1992 Super Bowl XXVI Washington 37, Buffalo 24
Jan. 12, 1992 NFC Championship Washington 41, Detroit 10
Jan. 4, 1992 NFC Divisional Washington 24, Atlanta 7
Jan. 12, 1991 NFC Divisional San Francisco 28, Washington 10
Jan. 5, 1991 NFC Wild Card Washington 20, Philadelphia 6
Jan. 31, 1988 Super Bowl XXII Washington 41, Denver 10
Jan. 17, 1988 NFC Championship Washington 17, Minnesota 10
Jan.10, 1988 NFC Divisional Washington 21, Chicago 17
Jan. 11, 1987 NFC Championship N.Y. Giants 17, Washington 0
Jan. 3, 1987 NFC Divisional Washington 27, Chicago 13
Dec. 28, 1986 NFC Wild Card Washington 19, L.A. Rams 7
Dec. 30, 1984 NFC Divisional Chicago 23, Washington 19
Jan. 22, 1984 Super Bowl XVIII L.A. Raiders 38, Washington 9
Jan. 8, 1984 NFC Championship Washington 24, San Francisco 21
Jan. 1, 1984 NFC Divisional Washington 51, L.A. Rams 7
Jan. 30, 1983 Super Bowl XVII Washington 27, Miami 17
Jan. 22, 1983 NFC Championship Washington 31, Dallas 17
Jan. 15, 1983 NFC Divisional Washington 21, Minnesota 7
Jan. 8, 1983 NFC Wild Card Washington 31, Detroit 7
Dec. 18, 1976 NFC Divisional Minnesota 35, Washington 20
Dec. 22, 1974 NFC Divisional L.A. Rams 19, Washington 10
Dec. 22, 1973 NFC Divisional Minnesota 27, Washington 20
Jan. 14, 1973 Super Bowl VII Miami 14, Washington 7
Dec. 31, 1972 NFC Championship Washington 26, Dallas 3
Dec. 24, 1972 NFC Divisional Washington 16, Green Bay 3
Dec. 26, 1971 NFC Divisional San Francisco 24, Washington 20
Dec. 16, 1945 NFC Championship Cleveland 15, Washington 14
Dec. 26, 1943 NFL Championship Chicago 41, Washington 21
Dec. 19, 1943 Eastern Division Washington 28, N.Y. Giants 0
Dec. 13, 1942 NFL Championship Washington 14, Chicago 6
Dec. 8, 1940 NFC Championship Chicago 73, Washington 0
Dec. 12, 1937 NFL Championship Washington 28, Chicago 21
Is that right? They've made the playoffs TWICE since 1993? I remember them beating the snot out of the Bills, I remember Doug Williams... but man, I didn't realize that they had only made the playoffs twice in almost the past two decades.
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looks like 5 to me....

91, 92, 93, 2000, 2006....

 
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Old 10-29-2010, 11:37 PM   #2097
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What part of "since 1993" do you have difficulty comprehending? Or "almost two decades"?

Maybe you should have worn one of those Mark Kelso-style helmets when you were playing high school ball.
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the part of accurate reporting.

inserting an adverb so you can short a stat more than 50% is, well, fitting for a cheating pats fan

 
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Old 10-29-2010, 11:42 PM   #2099
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Inattention to detail; sounds like a characteristic of a Redskins fan.
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Inattention to detail; sounds like a characteristic of a Redskins fan.
i agree, lol. who's the inattentive one now?

 
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