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Old 10-18-2010, 11:47 PM   #1991
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It should be noted that the Patriots are AGAIN on track for an 18-1 season.

There are still a lot of ups and downs, but it's hard not to be impressed with how well the defense has played at times. They're either terrible or unstoppable, but that's an improvement over the "consistently mediocre" of recent years. The Pats ain't peaked yet.
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Old 10-19-2010, 12:04 AM   #1992
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I hope Dan Marino broke his forearm fisting himself this morning after his dead-on prediction of the Ravens "dominating" the Pats. Whatta jerk. Hey Dan, why don't you take your Super Ring and go pound... Oh. Wait. Thats right
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Old 10-19-2010, 12:11 AM   #1993
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I'm laughing right now, listening to Tom Jackson postulate about how the Cowboys feel about their coach. We all know how much expertise Tom Jackson has in those matters.
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Old 10-19-2010, 12:24 AM   #1994
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It should be noted that the Patriots are AGAIN on track for an 18-1 season.
Really? They're 4-1 right now. So I'd say they're on pace to go 13-3 in the regular season. Where'd you learn your math?

Oh, and they're one OT field goal away from being tied with the Seahawks. How's THAT for perspective?!? LOL

 
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Old 10-19-2010, 10:25 AM   #1995
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I base my projections off a three-game moving average.
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Old 10-19-2010, 12:33 PM   #1996
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Should have posted this last week...

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Old 10-19-2010, 01:07 PM   #1997
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Incidentally, read an article once that made a fairly compelling argument that the best way to reduce head injuries in football.... get rid of the helmets. Look at sports like rugby, which are just as violent but where there are not as many head injuries despite no helmets, because the players know that they can't lead with their damn head! Football helmets lend an unwarranted sense of invincibility.
i read something like that too. but rugby is fundamentally different, they actually tackle. if you go in with your shoulder without the intent to wrap up and bring a guy to the ground, that's a penalty. you can't just slam into a guy to knock him on the ground. that wouldn't be useful anyway, because if you're the ball carrier and you aren't being held on the ground, you can just get up. you need some sort of helmets in football because of the way the game's played.

in rugby your opponent is always in front of you, there isn't ever really a situation similar to a high thrown pass across the middle where a corner or linebacker just lays a guy out. as long as that situation exists there will always be a need for some sort of head protection.

 
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Old 10-19-2010, 01:45 PM   #1998
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Have to quote Denny Green on my Jaguars: They are who we thought they were. And also to steal one from Barkley/Cape Brewing: Turrible.
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yeah... they're not good. You should jump ship and be a Pats fan. The Pats are good.

Plus... chics dig Pats fans
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