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Old 05-30-2013, 11:48 PM   #15311
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Hey pats fans-

My 80 year old grandpa has had 5 less surgeries than your tight end.

Fait pertinent.
He should have had the sterilization before he had your mother!
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Old 05-31-2013, 12:44 PM   #15312
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He should have had the sterilization before he had your mother!
Yeah, dude, good one! Cause then like, I wouldn't have been born!!
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Old 05-31-2013, 01:17 PM   #15313
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Huh, I'll be damned. I didn't figure you would have gotten that. Good on you!
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Old 05-31-2013, 03:47 PM   #15314
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Huh, I'll be damned. I didn't figure you would have gotten that. Good on you!
Pats fans, I give you - your lowest common denominator.

Own it.
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Old 05-31-2013, 04:17 PM   #15315
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Yeah, dude, good one! Cause then like, I wouldn't have been born!!
you were born out of your mother's ass
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Old 05-31-2013, 04:27 PM   #15316
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wow. a new low for hoppy.

pretty surprising.
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Old 05-31-2013, 06:00 PM   #15317
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If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen...but before you do, have your mom make me a sandwich
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Old 05-31-2013, 09:35 PM   #15318
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You know, I try to bring a higher level of wit to this thread, while Seattle and Boston fans just regurgitate momma jokes.

To be expected, I guess.
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Old 05-31-2013, 09:55 PM   #15319
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This thread sucks horse cocks.

 
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Old 05-31-2013, 10:34 PM   #15320
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like your mom. Zing!
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