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Old 03-12-2013, 07:10 PM   #14361
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y'all are just mad because my team is better than yours.
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Old 03-12-2013, 07:11 PM   #14362
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CMON one more hour till S hits the fan

 
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Old 03-12-2013, 07:11 PM   #14363
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I have always liked Tony G... let's just hope he doesn't break a hip this year huh?
If he does maybe he'll forward his social security checks to the Falcons

 
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Old 03-12-2013, 07:11 PM   #14364
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Just say Hoppy. It meas the same thing.
Aw fer chrissakes, it isn't enough that nimrod puts his mental defections on display every time he touches a keyboard, he had to go and eff up a perfectly good adjective! Damn!

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Old 03-12-2013, 07:18 PM   #14365
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y'all are just mad because my team is better than yours.
Oh, real mature
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Old 03-12-2013, 07:40 PM   #14366
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what's all this then?
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Old 03-12-2013, 07:50 PM   #14367
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Everyone was just saying how they thought the Pats were awesome. You missed it.
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Old 03-12-2013, 08:36 PM   #14368
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dude, my mom would never tag anyone who can't even spell "lasagna" correctly.

freeze tag, maybe...


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ok... I think I have a way of explaining this to you simpletons.

Let's pretend that we're going to have a cooking contest. Five of you fcktards are competing to see who can make the best meat lasagne... winner gets to tag Moto's mom.

It HAS to be LASAGNE... meaning, pasta, sauce, and at least two different kinds of meat. If it isn't lasagne with those ingredients, you are disqualified.

I give each of you a crisp $20 bill.

Are you going to buy decent hamburger for $4 or filet mignon for $20?

By your argument Darwin... you're saying "Belichick is an a-hole because he thinks he can make $4 hamburger into $20 filet mignon!". But he's not making a steak dinner... he needs to make lasagne.
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Old 03-12-2013, 08:38 PM   #14369
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hey guys, remember when wes welker dropped that crucial pass in that crucial game??


(note, the correct response is, "which time?")
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Old 03-12-2013, 08:49 PM   #14370
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Moto, stop being Hoppy.

(See, it works!)

Hey, remember when Welker caught that crucial 3rd down pass? Or when he caught that long touchdown pass?

(note, the correct response is also, "which time?")

 
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