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Old 01-22-2013, 02:56 AM   #13821
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You apparently don't watch a lot of NFL football
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Old 01-22-2013, 04:12 AM   #13822
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So, who's going to win it all? I'm not sure yet but one of these QBs are going to implode and that'll be the difference.

 
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Old 01-22-2013, 06:54 AM   #13823
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You apparently don't watch a lot of NFL football
I watch almost as much as you track yards, TDs, INTs, playoff (see above), ...etc. which is quite a bit if you take into account all your half ass justifications you've spewed in this thread. I bet if you buy the right statistics software it will not only tell you that NE is the best team of all time, but you are the best football smart guy that ever lived. So good for you guy. I applaud you for living in ESPN biased wonderland; it must be hard.
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:38 AM   #13824
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I watch almost as much as you track yards, TDs, INTs, playoff (see above), ...etc. which is quite a bit if you take into account all your half ass justifications you've spewed in this thread. I bet if you buy the right statistics software it will not only tell you that NE is the best team of all time, but you are the best football smart guy that ever lived. So good for you guy. I applaud you for living in ESPN biased wonderland; it must be hard.
And I applaud your ability to romantize QBs of yesteryear... As if Joe Montana went out and threw perfect games every time he got on the field by throwing 98 yard perfect spiral TDs every time he tossed a football.

"Bacccccccck in myyyyyy day, we didn't have these new fangled PASSING offenses. Our QBs had to throw the ball but they also had to snap it to themselves and then block SIX defensive linemen!! Plus in MY day, the defense could line up 52 guys on D on any given play!! Not like these pansy 11 on 11 games QBs from today play."

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Old 01-22-2013, 12:33 PM   #13825
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Dude, hoppy can has redone. You are no match for him
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Old 01-22-2013, 01:44 PM   #13826
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hey, remember when wes welker dropped that pass?
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Old 01-22-2013, 01:55 PM   #13827
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Calling it now, the Ravens are still so damn focused on what went down last Sunday night, there's no way they're gonna get themselves together for next Sunday. 49'ers all the way. Enjoy the ride, Colin what'syourname...

 
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Old 01-22-2013, 01:59 PM   #13828
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hey, remember when wes welker dropped that pass?
That stings... especially coming from you since you're going to be able to sit and enjoy watching your team in the Super Bowl this year. Painful.
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Old 01-22-2013, 02:30 PM   #13829
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Calling it now, the Ravens are still so damn focused on what went down last Sunday night, there's no way they're gonna get themselves together for next Sunday. 49'ers all the way. Enjoy the ride, Colin what'syourname...
yeah... I kind of agree... they're spending a lot of time either pissing and moaning over Brady's effin' slide or power jerkin' off over the win. I haven't heard a peep out of the 49'rs who seem actually focused.
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Old 01-22-2013, 02:58 PM   #13830
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Calling it now, the Ravens are still so damn focused on what went down last Sunday night, there's no way they're gonna get themselves together for next Sunday. 49'ers all the way. Enjoy the ride, Colin what'syourname...
They've got two weeks, though - it's not next Sunday, it's the following week.

Ugh. Still pissed off about the game. Wake me up when training camp starts.
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