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Old 01-10-2013, 08:04 PM   #13211
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Old 01-10-2013, 08:38 PM   #13212
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Old 01-10-2013, 08:46 PM   #13213
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Old 01-10-2013, 09:06 PM   #13214
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probably staged, but hilarious:

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Old 01-10-2013, 09:09 PM   #13215
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Old 01-10-2013, 09:25 PM   #13216
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oh man...posting that reminded me of this:


why do you even...."ponder"....passing?!!?!? perfect.


THIS ISN'T DETROIT, MAN! THIS IS THE SUPER BOWL!!
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Old 01-10-2013, 09:26 PM   #13217
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Why did thwy have a camera mounted filming the entire scene perfectly?
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Old 01-10-2013, 09:34 PM   #13218
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oh man...posting that reminded me of this:

Video Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoJ_K4Mlt4w

why do you even...."ponder"....passing?!!?!? perfect.

THIS ISN'T DETROIT, MAN! THIS IS THE SUPER BOWL!!
God that was funny.

 
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Old 01-10-2013, 09:54 PM   #13219
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(trash talk hat off for a second)

It's actually a really cool time we have at the tailgates. This is my 12th year with tickets and I tailgate with a couple of guys I've known since Jr. high who have had tickets for 17 years.

About five/six years ago, I found a little 14 foot travel trailer on Craiglist for free... "if you can tow it out of my yard, you can have it". I towed it out of his yard, gutted it, and set it up just for tailgating. It has heat, a bathroom, stove, oven, microwave, coffee maker, radio, a 36" flat panel TV we mount on the outside, stereo marine speakers mounted on the outside, and of course, two taps mounted on the outside. It's a shtload of fun.

We range anywhere from 8 guys up to 22-24 for some games and always put on a huge spread. I cook a lot simply becuse I enjoy doing it, although I don't cook for every game. No, I don't pay for the tailgates. We have a standing rule that it is $25 a head. We get a headcount by Friday and go from there. I rarely break even but I ever more rarely kick in more than something like $50 extra either.

For the playoff game this weekend... and the stuffed pig, it'll be $35 per person instead of $25. no one flinches at the $. Should be 17 of us I think this Sunday.

I'll snap a couple pics of the sweet old lady in the parkin' lot. She's a sweet ride.

(trash talk hat back on)

Seahawks blow
Pretty sweet, but the bar I go to has FREE bar mix! Win.
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(trash talk hat off for a second)

It's actually a really cool time we have at the tailgates. This is my 12th year with tickets and I tailgate with a couple of guys I've known since Jr. high who have had tickets for 17 years.

About five/six years ago, I found a little 14 foot travel trailer on Craiglist for free... "if you can tow it out of my yard, you can have it". I towed it out of his yard, gutted it, and set it up just for tailgating. It has heat, a bathroom, stove, oven, microwave, coffee maker, radio, a 36" flat panel TV we mount on the outside, stereo marine speakers mounted on the outside, and of course, two taps mounted on the outside. It's a shtload of fun.

We range anywhere from 8 guys up to 22-24 for some games and always put on a huge spread. I cook a lot simply becuse I enjoy doing it, although I don't cook for every game. No, I don't pay for the tailgates. We have a standing rule that it is $25 a head. We get a headcount by Friday and go from there. I rarely break even but I ever more rarely kick in more than something like $50 extra either.

For the playoff game this weekend... and the stuffed pig, it'll be $35 per person instead of $25. no one flinches at the $. Should be 17 of us I think this Sunday.

I'll snap a couple pics of the sweet old lady in the parkin' lot. She's a sweet ride.

(trash talk hat back on)

Seahawks blow

 
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