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Old 01-02-2013, 03:45 AM   #12741
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Also no one cares about your survivor contest, tell your mom about it you hipster

 
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Old 01-02-2013, 11:41 AM   #12742
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Wait, I care. Tell me again about how well you did, cat, tell me again?
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Old 01-02-2013, 03:56 PM   #12743
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hey everyone! i'm posting to my "internet friends" about how well i did in a fantasy football pool with OTHER internet friends! my mom was right!! i AM cool!!!

news flash, cat - I'm not your internet friend. nobody else here is, either.
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Old 01-02-2013, 03:58 PM   #12744
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What I really want to know is how much money Sir Humpsalot lost betting with his "system." His bookies have probably already broken his fingers, which would explain why he's not posting anymore.
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Old 01-02-2013, 05:43 PM   #12745
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you don't know McCarthy very well,he gets out coached a lot
Thanks again, Captain O.
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Everyone hurting too bad from last night to be obnoxious?
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Since everyone is probably on the edge of their seat... I went 17 for 17 on the survivor contest but came up 4 picks short on the tie breaker. 14k people started and 114 finished. I guess I'll have to watch the Hawks play the Broncos on TV with everyone else this year.
Keep up the good work, moto's getting butt hurt again.
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Old 01-02-2013, 06:33 PM   #12746
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hey nordeast, shouldn't you be preparing for a playoff party?


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baaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahahhaahhahhah!
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Old 01-02-2013, 06:50 PM   #12747
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hey nordeast, shouldn't you be preparing for a playoff party?


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baaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahahhaahhahhah!
Ah, witty guy.... got me there. Not that I'm at all happy about the Bears choking on a fat one, but I'm looking forward to some games. 'Skins 'Hacks should be a good one, RGIII is fun a fvck to watch. Not that I'm sold on Seattle, but they've been playing really well. It'll be a good game. MN GB too, though I don't think I'll really pull for either, but back to back weeks should be interesting.
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Old 01-02-2013, 08:23 PM   #12748
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Wow, this place has sucked horse cocks the last week or so.

 
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Old 01-02-2013, 08:48 PM   #12749
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Lets hear everyone's predictions for this weekends match ups...

 
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Old 01-02-2013, 09:10 PM   #12750
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Wow, this place has sucked horse cocks the last week or so.
Almost as much as the Bears sucked the last 8 weeks of the season.

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Lets hear everyone's predictions for this weekends match ups...

My thoughts are:

Seattle drops a big deuce this weekend and RGIII blindsides them... 30-24 Washington Foreskins

Houston rolls the Bengals 35-7

Baltimore squeezes one out against Indy: 14-10

And the M*F*ing PACKERS CRUSH the ViQueens 42-14
Although Peterskin will have 175 yards rushing.
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