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Old 12-20-2012, 06:40 PM   #12321
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Remember that year Brady was hurt? What'd they win, 2 games? It's a one-man team. When he retires, the Patriots will look like they did in the 70s, 80s and 90s.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(I usually completely ignore lame-azz Steeler fan posts but that one was too funny to pass up).
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Old 12-20-2012, 06:43 PM   #12322
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Remember that year Brady was hurt? What'd they win, 2 games? It's a one-man team. When he retires, the Patriots will look like they did in the 70s, 80s and 90s.
I've gotta ask: was this sarcasm?

Because I'm hoping it was sarcasm. That, or you were smoking a lot of good stuff that year and completely forgot what actually happened that year and tried to talk smack and failed.

But if it was sarcasm, well played.

 
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Old 12-20-2012, 06:43 PM   #12323
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They're both plowing your mom?
They've both been circled by wolves....I mean, beaten by the cards.

 
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Old 12-20-2012, 06:45 PM   #12324
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Not the team that plays in the weakest division in football and is handed a playoff birth before the season even starts. Then proceeds to choke in the playoffs. Not that team for sure. Fact is, your definition of "dominant" is simply whatever the Patriots have done like total wins or neat stats by Brady. But hey, that's what being a fanatic is all about...unrealistic delusional views on your team.
Ok fair enough...

Give me one meaningful statistic that says they aren't TMDTOTM.

Most wins over that time?
Most points scored over that time?
Most divisional titles?
Most conference titles?
Most Super Bowl wins?
Having been in almost half the Super Bowls played over that time frame.
Largest margin of victory?
Only perfect 16 game regular season?
Most prolific offense in the history of the game?
Most TD passes in a season?
Most TD receptions in a season?


Go ahead. Let's hear it. Give me ONE stat that says they aren't.
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Old 12-20-2012, 06:45 PM   #12325
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They've both been circled by wolves....I mean, beaten by the cards.
Hey hey hey don't cross contaminate threads.

 
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Old 12-20-2012, 06:46 PM   #12326
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They've both been circled by wolves....I mean, beaten by the cards.
Crap.. I thought it was that they were both murdered with swimming pools.
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Old 12-20-2012, 06:48 PM   #12327
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Ok fair enough...

Give me one meaningful statistic that says they aren't TMDTOTM.

Most wins over that time?
Most points scored over that time?
Most divisional titles?
Most conference titles?
Most Super Bowl wins?
Having been in almost half the Super Bowls played over that time frame.
Largest margin of victory?
Only perfect 16 game regular season?
Most prolific offense in the history of the game?
Most TD passes in a season?
Most TD receptions in a season?


Go ahead. Let's hear it. Give me ONE stat that says they aren't.
I agree. The Pats used to be really good...
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Hey hey hey don't cross contaminate threads.
Normally i would agree but that is way too good not to share. I even freakin read that to my SWMBO... Who immediately started laughing.... And ten laughed even harder at "there have been four wolf-related deaths... "

Post of the year by Az right there. I pissed myself laughing for about two hours over that... "There have been four wolf-related deaths..." Still cracks me up!
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Old 12-20-2012, 06:51 PM   #12329
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Normally i would agree but that is way too good not to share. I even freakin read that to my SWMBO... Who immediately started laughing.... And ten laughed even harder at "there have been four wolf-related deaths... "

Post of the year by Az right there. I pissed myself laughing for about two hours over that... "There have been four wolf-related deaths..." Still cracks me up!
That was pretty epic, a little moreso than the Cards beating the Patriots.

 
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I agree. The Pats used to be really good...
Not gonna actually accept the challenge though are you?

Fine... Take the last three years, since I'm hoping that would be recent enough for you... And run me those same stats tough guy.

I'll wait.


Or are you basing your entire argument on a "week by week" basis?
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