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Old 12-13-2012, 01:26 AM   #12011
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So a team that goes to the SB twice and wins both is better than a team that goes 100 times and wins 99? Makes no sense.

Clearly, playing in the SB is better than not playing in it so the team with the most visits and then most wins is the best. That makes the Steelers the best team ever to be in the NFL. But everyone already knew that.

 
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Old 12-13-2012, 01:53 PM   #12012
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I think we can all agree that the Patriots are the only relevent team of this millenium.
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Old 12-13-2012, 02:37 PM   #12013
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Another relevant fact (borrowed from Peter King over at Sports Illustrated):

The Pats have scored 242 points in the last 6 games.

The Seahawks scored 242 points in the first _12_ games of the season.

 
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Old 12-13-2012, 02:41 PM   #12014
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I think we can all agree that the Patriots are the only relevent team of this millenium.
Not when you lose to the Cardinals. At home.

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Old 12-13-2012, 02:52 PM   #12015
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Not when you lose to the Cardinals. At home.
It's called Parity - ask Hoppy about it.

 
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Old 12-13-2012, 03:32 PM   #12016
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It's called Parity - ask Hoppy about it.
Where's his wheel

 
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Old 12-13-2012, 05:04 PM   #12017
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It's called Parity - ask Hoppy about it.
That was not parity. That was a case of the Patriots just sucking more than the worst team in football...
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Old 12-13-2012, 05:05 PM   #12018
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(sigh... Here we go again, but for the newbies)

For the Championships before the SB don't count fanboys, here's a good stat of SB's; Winning %.

I'm moving all the 1 timers to the bottom since they obviously suck one step above your team who isn't even on the list.

San Francisco 49'ers - 1.000 - 5/5
Green Bay Packers - 0.80 - 4/5
Pittsburgh Steelers - 0.75 - 6/8
New York Giants - 0.750 - 3/4
Dallas Cowboys - 0.625 - 5/8
Oakland (Los Angeles) Raiders - 0.600 - 3/5
Washington Redskins - 0.600 - 3/5
New England Patriots - 0.500 - 3/6
Indianapolis (Baltimore) Colts - 0.500 - 2/4
Kansas City Chiefs - 0.500 - 1/2
Chicago Bears - 0.500 - 1/2
Miami Dolphins - 0.400 - 2/5
Denver Broncos - 0.333 - 2/6
St. Louis (Los Angeles) Rams - 0.333 - 1/3
Buffalo Bills - 0.000 - 0/4
Minnesota Vikings - 0.000 - 0/4
Cincinnati Bengals - 0.000 - 0/2
Philadelphia Eagles - 0.000 - 0/2

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New York Jets - 1.000 - 1/1
Baltimore Ravens - 1.000 - 1/1
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - 1.000 - 1/1
New Orleans Saints - 1.000 - 1/1
Arizona (St. Louis) Cardinals - 0.000 - 0/1
Atlanta Falcons - 0.000 - 0/1
Carolina Panthers - 0.000 - 0/1
San Diego Chargers - 0.000 - 0/1
Seattle Seahawks - 0.000 - 0/1
Tennessee Titans - 0.000 - 0/1

And just to confirm. Going and not winning is similar to the strip club experience. It was an event you enjoyed at the time but you still go home and fap fap fap.

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Old 12-13-2012, 05:42 PM   #12019
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That was not parity. That was a case of the Patriots just sucking more than the worst team in football...
Dude... Stop... Please. You just keep rubbing salt into the wounds of poor Pats fans. We've had such a tough year, you know, wuth how much the Pats suck and all... And you're just gonna pile it on? Not cool man. Seeing how bad the Pats suck (according to you), you should just leave is allow and let us drown in our sorrow.... of how much they suck.
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Old 12-13-2012, 11:29 PM   #12020
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Dude... Stop... Please. You just keep rubbing salt into the wounds of poor Pats fans. We've had such a tough year, you know, wuth how much the Pats suck and all... And you're just gonna pile it on? Not cool man. Seeing how bad the Pats suck (according to you), you should just leave is allow and let us drown in our sorrow.... of how much they suck.
Plus Belichick throws like a girl.

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