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Old 12-12-2012, 08:54 PM   #12001
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The Steelers have won 6 Super Bowls, the only team to do that.

 
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Old 12-12-2012, 08:58 PM   #12002
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The Steelers have won 6 Super Bowls, the only team to do that.
Coincidently, that is how many women they have raped this season too.
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Old 12-12-2012, 09:05 PM   #12003
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Coincidently, that is how many women they have raped this season too.
according to his avatar, "steeler nation" will claim a few more....
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Old 12-12-2012, 11:15 PM   #12004
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Coincidently, that is how many women they have raped this season too.
They are trying to keep it at one rape per win this year.

 
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Old 12-12-2012, 11:27 PM   #12005
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In 1984, the Seattle Seahawks retired the number 12 in honor of their fans.
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Old 12-13-2012, 12:18 AM   #12006
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In 1984, the Seattle Seahawks retired the number 12 in honor of their fans.
I thought it was because they never thought they'd have a quarterback so they could retire all common QB numbers. ;-)

 
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Old 12-13-2012, 12:19 AM   #12007
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In 1984, the Seattle Seahawks retired the number 12 in honor of their fans.
Because they have never had a player good enough to retire?
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Old 12-13-2012, 12:57 AM   #12008
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Russell Wilson!!! MVP
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Russell Wilson!!! MVP
Just because they legalized it...
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Old 12-13-2012, 01:06 AM   #12010
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(sigh... Here we go again, but for the newbies)

For the Championships before the SB don't count fanboys, here's a good stat of SB's; Winning %.

I'm moving all the 1 timers to the bottom since they obviously suck one step above your team who isn't even on the list.

San Francisco 49'ers - 1.000 - 5/5
Green Bay Packers - 0.80 - 4/5
Pittsburgh Steelers - 0.75 - 6/8
New York Giants - 0.750 - 3/4
Dallas Cowboys - 0.625 - 5/8
Oakland (Los Angeles) Raiders - 0.600 - 3/5
Washington Redskins - 0.600 - 3/5
New England Patriots - 0.500 - 3/6
Indianapolis (Baltimore) Colts - 0.500 - 2/4
Kansas City Chiefs - 0.500 - 1/2
Chicago Bears - 0.500 - 1/2
Miami Dolphins - 0.400 - 2/5
Denver Broncos - 0.333 - 2/6
St. Louis (Los Angeles) Rams - 0.333 - 1/3
Buffalo Bills - 0.000 - 0/4
Minnesota Vikings - 0.000 - 0/4
Cincinnati Bengals - 0.000 - 0/2
Philadelphia Eagles - 0.000 - 0/2

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New York Jets - 1.000 - 1/1
Baltimore Ravens - 1.000 - 1/1
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - 1.000 - 1/1
New Orleans Saints - 1.000 - 1/1
Arizona (St. Louis) Cardinals - 0.000 - 0/1
Atlanta Falcons - 0.000 - 0/1
Carolina Panthers - 0.000 - 0/1
San Diego Chargers - 0.000 - 0/1
Seattle Seahawks - 0.000 - 0/1
Tennessee Titans - 0.000 - 0/1

And just to confirm. Going and not winning is similar to the strip club experience. It was an event you enjoyed at the time but you still go home and fap fap fap.

 
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