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Old 12-12-2012, 07:10 PM   #11991
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oh crap! and it wasn't my awesome hoppy-bashing parity post!??! motherf**ker!!!
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Old 12-12-2012, 07:23 PM   #11992
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if we're doing that, then erase boston's world series from 1892 or whenever the fak.

done... I have no problem not counting the Sox "league championship" from 1918.

Five Super Bowls. Five.
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Old 12-12-2012, 07:26 PM   #11993
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Hey Moto, How many of those "championships" did #12 win?

That's where this debacle started today.
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Old 12-12-2012, 07:27 PM   #11994
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done... I have no problem not counting the Sox "league championship" from 1918.

Five Super Bowls. Five.
you don't because you're a fairweather fan.

why are we even listening to the advice of an expansion team? you're still in your probationary period, you get no voting rights!
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Old 12-12-2012, 07:31 PM   #11995
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Hey Moto, How many of those "championships" did #12 win?

That's where this debacle started today.
pfft, who cares. Rodgers' superbowl-winning percentage (1 superbowl / 4 seasons) is only slightly off Brady's (3 sb's / 10 seasons)
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Old 12-12-2012, 07:38 PM   #11996
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you get no voting rights!
... wait, are we talking about Green Bay's "shareholders" again?
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Old 12-12-2012, 08:34 PM   #11997
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... wait, are we talking about Green Bay's "shareholders" again?
Best $250 piece of paper anyone has ever bought.


Speaking of. Cape, I still haven't received my shares that you promised us.
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Old 12-12-2012, 08:36 PM   #11998
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Best $250 piece of paper anyone has ever bought.


Speaking of. Cape, I still haven't received my shares that you promised us.
Dude... your effin check bounced... like four times
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Old 12-12-2012, 08:39 PM   #11999
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Dude... your effin check bounced... like four times
why would you try to cash it four times?

oh, you went to boston public school. nevermind.
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Old 12-12-2012, 08:46 PM   #12000
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Dude... your effin check bounced... like four times
Throw it harder next time. You should be able to get 7 good bounces out of it.
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