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Old 12-12-2012, 06:35 PM   #11981
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Just pointing out facts. Obnoxious or not? You decide. I don't have time to read through 301 pages worth on my phone.
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:48 PM   #11982
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Touchdown Golden Tate!!
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:48 PM   #11983
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Just pointing out facts. Obnoxious or not? You decide. I don't have time to read through 301 pages worth on my phone.
Not buying it. Last I checked, Packers fans NEVER have anything better to do. Ever.

 
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:52 PM   #11984
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heck yeah! i love this argument!

titletown baby! Record-holding 13 championships!
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:55 PM   #11985
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(huge eye roll)

The Pack has won five Super Bowls. Fact.

They have won 13 "league championships", including the five Super Bowls.

Three of those "league championships" came in 1929, 30 and 31... and they didn't even play an effin' championship game. They simply had the best record out of the TWELVE teams in the league. Although... they did beat such NFL legends as the Dayton Triangles, the Orange Tornadoes and the Frankfort Yellow Jackets.

They've won five Super Bowls and no one gives a fck about how they beat the Boston Yanks in 1944 in a league of ten teams or any of the other "league championships"
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:55 PM   #11986
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also happy parity day!

see, it's the 12th month - THEN it's also the 12th day, THEN it's also the 12th year! THEN it goes back around again to the 12th month!!! parity!!!

seriously, how is someone as dumb as hoppy still alive?
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:55 PM   #11987
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(huge eye roll)

The Pack has won five Super Bowls. Fact.

They have won 13 "league championships", including the five Super Bowls.

Three of those "league championships" came in 1929, 30 and 31... and they didn't even play an effin' championship game. They simply had the best record out of the TWELVE teams in the league. Although... they did beat such NFL legends as the Dayton Triangles, the Orange Tornadoes and the Frankfort Yellow Jackets.

They've won five Super Bowls and no one gives a fck about how they beat the Boston Yanks in 1944 in a league of ten teams or any of the other "league championships"
dude, it's on wikipedia. look it up.
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Old 12-12-2012, 07:01 PM   #11988
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dude, it's on wikipedia. look it up.
LOL... ok... what am I looking up??

What relevant fact did I get wrong?
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Old 12-12-2012, 07:09 PM   #11989
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dude, it's on wikipedia. look it up.
HOLY &%*$ dude... you posted post # 12012 on 12/12/12

THAT'S effin' parity right there.
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Old 12-12-2012, 07:10 PM   #11990
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13 league championships. it's not the packers' fault they were so awesome they had to create a special game to show the world how awesome we are.

the "nuh-uh! those don't count cause they happened 'this many' years ago!!" argument is so 50 pages ago.

if we're doing that, then erase boston's world series from 1892 or whenever the fak.

"nuh-uh! because it was still called by the SAME NAME! all that matters is names. names names names. as long as its the same name it counts. also baseball hasn't changed and football has."



you can't spell "pedestrian argument" without pedo. so, have fun with chris hansen.
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