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Old 11-12-2012, 07:46 PM   #10991
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simply amazing...
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Old 11-12-2012, 08:10 PM   #10992
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keep the non-sequiturs coming - you still fail at math and life.
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Old 11-12-2012, 08:45 PM   #10993
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That circle was cool 2 years ago, less cool last year, and meaningless this year. Parity is when all teams have a 50/50 chance of winning each week no matter who the opponent is. Could the Titans beat the Texans? Sure (yeah right)... but do it 10 times and its not like the Titans are going to win 5 times. Since you believe in parity, then you'd have to say yes, the Titans would beat the Texans 5 times out of 10.

 
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Old 11-12-2012, 08:48 PM   #10994
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No, no, no, no...Any given Sunday
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Old 11-12-2012, 08:59 PM   #10995
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"Any given Sunday" is not parity. There IS parity this year, but the Circle Of Fail is meaningless. There's about eight teams that all have legitimate shots at the title, almost all of whom have some flaw. None of these teams is heads-and-shoulders better than the others.

Pats
Ravens
Houston
Giants
Bears
Packers
Falcons
San Fran
*maybe* the Broncos

That's parity, *not* the fact that Kansas City somehow managed a win against the Saints so you could complete your circle-jerk. I'd wager you could complete that circle if you looked at most NFL seasons.
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Hint: it's only week 10

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Pick on the little girl with Down Syndrome. Keep it classy, Hoppy. Keep it classy.
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Old 11-12-2012, 09:06 PM   #10997
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no, bird, don't you get it??? the seahawks beat the patriots, who beat the rams! it's parity!! all teams have at least one win and one loss!!

i think it's fitting that the 11,000 post was dedicated to displaying the vast ignorance of seahawk fans.
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Old 11-12-2012, 09:14 PM   #10998
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So cape won't confirm nor deny if that was him on TV?
no, he's so afraid of the meme more powerful than you could possibly imagine

altho if it IS him i should think about cropping out the childun...
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Old 11-12-2012, 09:22 PM   #10999
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What the hell are you guys talkin' about? I'm too lazy to go back and try to find the post.
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