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Old 08-23-2009, 05:59 AM   #101
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If you gave those guys a stick, some skates, and let em beat the holy hell out of each other then you would have a game!!

Until then... GO 49rs!!!!
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Old 08-23-2009, 07:31 AM   #102
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What's all this crap about sticks? Talk about a boring sport. The only other place you'll see a puck is in the men's urinal.

 
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Old 08-23-2009, 04:33 PM   #103
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R*A*M*S

Yes, I know, our offense is bad, our defense is worse, and our leading receiver broke his foot pre-preseason, but I have faith. If anyone is in Southern Indiana and wants to drink homebrew and watch the Rams lose with me, PM me, I need a drinking buddy during football season
Dude, I love the Rams but you need to put down the Koolaid, and slowly walk away. . .

Aw, screw it! RAMS Baby! 14-2! MVP Marc Bulger!
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Old 08-24-2009, 12:59 PM   #104
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RAMS!?!? RAMS?!?!?! (in my best Jim Mora "playoffs voice")

RAMS!?!?!?

That's funny.
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Old 08-24-2009, 01:35 PM   #105
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I'll bet you an IPA that the Browns finish better than the Cryn' Lyons.
Dude, you are ON!!

The Lions are going to roll over a few teams this year. They won't start losing until the second half when the other teams realize they can actually win a few games! By then it will be too late.

Stafford will make mincemeat of the defense with Smith pounding it through the line just to keep them on their toes!

You will hear the roar of the stadium all the way to Grand Rapids when the season starts!

GO LIONS!!!

No, not good enough...


GO LIONS!!!!
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Old 08-24-2009, 06:19 PM   #106
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All I got to say is

F*CK 'EM BUCKY!
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Old 08-25-2009, 12:17 AM   #107
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HAHA!!!! Gotta love baltimore's crowd. Its only a preseason game and that stadium is louder than most for a playoff game!!! Opposing offenses beware!

LETS GO RAVENS
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Old 08-25-2009, 12:26 AM   #108
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Dude, you are ON!!

The Lions are going to roll over for most teams this year. They won't start losing until their first game! By then it will be too late for the Lions.

Stafford will be made mincemeat by the defense with Smith pounding almost to the line just to keep them on their toes!

You will hear the moan of the stadium all the way to Grand Rapids when the season starts!

GO LIONS!!!

No, not good enough...


GO LIONS!!!!
Fixed those slight errors.

You're on.
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Old 08-25-2009, 03:34 AM   #109
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RAMS!?!? RAMS?!?!?! (in my best Jim Mora "playoffs voice")

RAMS!?!?!?

That's funny.
Hey, we're only 27 outta 53 players from being really special here!
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Old 08-25-2009, 03:42 PM   #110
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HAHA!!!! Gotta love baltimore's crowd. Its only a preseason game and that stadium is louder than most for a playoff game!!! Opposing offenses beware!

LETS GO RAVENS
Really? I didn't notice the crowd once....
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