Hop extracts won't help, AX. Hop oil concentrates (which are not stable, but can be refrigerated) can be added before consumption, but it really isn't the same.
Remember one unassailable statistic, as explained by the late, great George Carlin: "Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!"
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