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Old 07-31-2009, 01:39 AM   #1
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Default A Blonde Joke To End All Blonde Jokes..........

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square - and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

"Here it is", she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."


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Old 07-31-2009, 01:51 AM   #2
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That's a great one!


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Old 07-31-2009, 02:01 AM   #3
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Thats funny..............
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Old 07-31-2009, 02:20 PM   #4
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(groan) Oh that is so awful...

How about this one!

How do you get a blonde with two black eyes to do the dishes?






You can't! You've already asked her twice!
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Old 07-31-2009, 03:24 PM   #5
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A blonde driving down the road sees another blonde in the middle of a field rowing a boat. The blonde driver pulls over and rolls down her window. She asks the girl in the boat what she is doing. The blonde in the boat replies, "I'm rowing my boat." The driver says, "You're such an idiot! Rowing a boat in the middle of a field?! It's blondes like you that give us a bad name. If I could swim, I'd go out there and kick you ass right now!"
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Old 07-31-2009, 07:26 PM   #6
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A blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners... On the way out the door, the lady at the counter says " Come Again"... The blonde says "no its toothpaste this time you nosey bitch"
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A blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners... On the way out the door, the lady at the counter says " Come Again"... The blonde says "no its toothpaste this time you nosey bitch"
Awesome....that is all
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A blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners... On the way out the door, the lady at the counter says " Come Again"... The blonde says "no its toothpaste this time you nosey bitch"
Busted this joke out last night a pre wedding reception party after a few bottles of wine. Great crowd. Went over great!
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That is a great one. I will have to remember that one for the next office party.


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