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Old 08-19-2013, 01:10 AM   #61
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Do you think there was any foreplay?
No, just "horseplay"

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Old 08-19-2013, 01:14 AM   #62
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I read a story recently about kind of the same thing but it wasn't bestiality.

A guy was arrested in his neighbors backyard for having sex with their pool float. He was sentenced to a very short jail term, just a few weeks if I remember. Two weeks after he was released he was arrested again for banging the same exact pool float.

Love is love I guess.
They kept the float?!?!?
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Old 08-19-2013, 02:19 AM   #63
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There is also the guy that had to marry a goat.
I wonder if they had any kids?
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Old 08-20-2013, 03:40 PM   #64
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There was the dude who got caught ****ing a picnic table.

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Old 08-21-2013, 12:44 AM   #65
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There was the dude who got caught ****ing a picnic table.
Noooo, don't make me post this.
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Old 08-21-2013, 01:16 AM   #66
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