The other day, I saw my neighbor out moving his sprinkers around. It was about 104 deg and I thought I'd offer him a beer. Knowing I brew my own, and have a huge hop trellis in the back yard he stopped what he was doing and looked at me and asked... "what kind?" I said oh it's just a IPA (I measured it at 6.2% alc). He said sure, I'd love one.
I tell him to go grab a glass, cause its on the tap. He says is a quart jar ok? I laugh, and say of course.
I fill it up and we go our separate ways.
The next day his wife comes over and say, "what did you give my husband! He sat down in his chair drank what ever that was and looked up at me and said I'm F*ked up. Then he passed out"
Inbetween my chuckles I told her it was just a light homebrew.
Got to love the lightweight neighbors.