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Old 07-18-2009, 10:18 PM   #1
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My daughter, 13, got pregnant by using hotel swimming pool, claims mother | Mail Online

I know it made me laugh.
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Old 07-18-2009, 10:31 PM   #2
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well.....the little guys do technically "swim"

 
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Old 07-18-2009, 11:55 PM   #3
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That **** might actually fly in Egypt. I remember reading a story a few years back where a man was completely legal in throwing his wife out the second floor window over not serving him the biggest piece of chicken.
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Old 07-18-2009, 11:57 PM   #4
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you best believe there be hell to pay if SWMBO don't give me the big piece of chicken.
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Old 07-19-2009, 07:18 PM   #5
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Reminds me of that old joke...

How do you get an [insert least-favorite ethnic group here, typically Italian or Polish] girl pregnant?

Cum in the her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

I guess it works with pools, too.

 
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Old 07-19-2009, 08:15 PM   #7
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Everybody else'e girl, but not mine.......................oh yeah !!!
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Old 07-19-2009, 09:14 PM   #8
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well, im sure the mom thought that she caught herpes from sitting on the lawn tractor too

 
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Old 07-19-2009, 11:49 PM   #9
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Hey, that *can* happen, just ask my friend, Bob....

 
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Old 07-20-2009, 12:00 AM   #10
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Well, if the hotel is sponsoring a 'jerk off in our pool' night, they deserve to be sued. I mean really, that's just begging for a lawsuit. What were they thinking?
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