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Old 07-15-2009, 09:10 PM   #21
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Old 07-16-2009, 12:47 AM   #22
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Jeez, that's almost as stoopid and "lawyerly" as these;



I think the really intelligent thing to do is to take the sign down...
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Old 07-16-2009, 04:27 AM   #23
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there are hundreds of pics and videos like this on FAIL Blog: Pictures and Videos of Owned, Pwnd and Fail Moments I enjoy going through them and getting a good laugh when it gets slow in the shop
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Old 07-16-2009, 02:46 PM   #24
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there are hundreds of pics and videos like this on FAIL Blog: Pictures and Videos of Owned, Pwnd and Fail Moments I enjoy going through them and getting a good laugh when it gets slow in the shop

The best was this from just a few days ago...


They had a Guinness Book of World Records page on there because it was for "most people killed in a terrorist act", and then they have their typical "break this record!" link right next to it.

Then Guinness demanded that failblog take down their trademarked logo. Double fail!
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Old 07-16-2009, 04:05 PM   #25
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it's so funny, I just redid my back splash, and saw that mount at the bottom of my oven.. I was like, why in the hell do you need a mount, do some ovens all of a sudden start slipping forward?
I couldn't figure it out.. Now I see.... You know it's so dumb, I didn't even think to do something like that.

My question, once you have cabinets in, how the hell would you actually loosen or fasten that mount, there's no possible way to get back there and tighten a screw. If mine was screwed in, I wouldn't have been able to move the oven out, and would be pissed.

I've been wanting to take a pic of my ale pail, it has the pic with the kid falling face down in it.. and says children could drown..
I wanted to change it to children could get drunk..

I'm too lazy, maybe someone else can do it for me!


 
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Old 07-16-2009, 05:24 PM   #26
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The bracket that came with mine is designed to mount on the floor with the opening pointing away from the wall, so the stove just slides in.

This, of course, will not prevent people from pulling the step out further and then flipping the range over.

I may pull the range out and install the bracket. The range is so light that it shifts around whenever I open the oven door.
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Old 07-16-2009, 05:56 PM   #27
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failblog is so cool!!!

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Old 07-16-2009, 06:45 PM   #28
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You really need the clip on newer stoves .Just go into HD and open a stove that is sitting in clearance isle. If you open the door too fast the whole stove tips forward . Didn't happen with older stoves they were much heavier. Its stupid to show someone standing on the door should be a big pot or something ... Or a kid climbing in. But that wouldn't fly someone would sue them about that
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Old 07-16-2009, 06:51 PM   #29
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my stove is only 3-4 years old.. I can barely drag the thing out, let alone it being to light to flip when opened.. dishwasher that is different story!

I had dishwater out in middle of kitchen during reno.. was washing/rinsing bottles, and putting on washer rack.. I had door open, bottom rack pulled out, well low and behold, it tipped.. 40 bottles crashing down, loud as hell, but NOT ONE BROKE!

Anyway.. I came across this on failblog



That looks like a WIN to me!!!!
They must not be home brewers.

 
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Old 07-16-2009, 07:08 PM   #30
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That Failblog is cracking me up!
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