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Old 07-14-2009, 09:40 PM   #71
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More unsolicited advice: two women are 4 times the trouble of one.
True!

And if you are crazy enough to have them in the same house you'll find biology plays tricks on a brother. They'll cycle together eventually. But you'll never see it coming til one day you realize your screwed but yet, you won't be.

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Old 07-14-2009, 09:54 PM   #72

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Are you implying that it takes two women to polish the average knob?
Yes Ma'am

It does, and I'm not conceded. I like mine spit-shined!!!
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Old 07-15-2009, 12:17 AM   #73
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Everyone knows Homebrewers are above average ...
Just as I suspected ... my husband was born to homebrew
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Old 07-15-2009, 12:24 AM   #74
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Did you ever show her your original list? I'm sure that would clear these matters right up and you can get back to normal crazy instead of bat-**** crazy.























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Old 07-15-2009, 02:23 PM   #75
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knob polishing? I like where this thread is going.

 
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Old 07-15-2009, 02:51 PM   #76
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Now we need pix of said knob polishing.
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Old 07-15-2009, 05:07 PM   #77
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Old 07-15-2009, 07:00 PM   #78
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Now we need pix of said knob polishing.
Errrr ... I think I'll have to pass!
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Old 07-15-2009, 07:12 PM   #79
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OMG GIla! YOU MARRIED MY EX !!!!
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Are you implying that it takes two women to polish the average knob?
It takes as many women as the owner of the knob can gather in one sitting! There is no limit as long as all polishers are aware of and on board with the situation!
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