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Old 06-27-2009, 02:17 AM   #1
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Ok ok.. I know his body isn't even cold yet, But i heard some funny jokes today. I was wondering was you guys and gals heard. I'm not the biggest fan of jokes , but some of these were really good. here we go..

There was 2 boys sitting on ice cubes in Jacksons backyard. One guy said to another, why are there 2 boys sitting on ice cubes? The other guy said that Michael Jackson likes to have a couple of cold ones after lunch..

Here's another...

What's the difference between a MJ and a supermarket bag?

One is made of plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries..
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Old 06-27-2009, 03:01 AM   #2
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Let's have a moment of silence for Michael Jackson... Everyone grab their crotch and Beat It
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Old 06-27-2009, 03:05 AM   #3
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This one is really bad but here it goes.

What are Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon and Michael Jackson expecting for Christmas?


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Old 06-27-2009, 03:12 AM   #4
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I don't have any jokes, but I'm subscribing this thread!
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Old 06-27-2009, 03:37 AM   #5
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This is actually from the Texts From Last Night site:

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The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
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Old 06-27-2009, 04:05 AM   #6
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In honor of Michael Jackson, McDonald's is having a special on 50 year old meat between two 10 year old buns.
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Old 06-27-2009, 04:09 AM   #7
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from textsfromlastnight

(214): The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
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Old 06-27-2009, 04:30 AM   #8
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(214): The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
That's pretty funny.

 
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Old 06-27-2009, 04:36 AM   #9
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I heard that during today's autopsy they found a 10 year old wiener stuck in his throat...
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Old 06-27-2009, 06:37 AM   #10
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what were Micheals Jackson's last words?? Take me to the childrens hospital.
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