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Old 06-05-2009, 12:36 PM   #1
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So a judge just threw out a case where a woman was suing the captain because she thought crunch berries were real berries. If anyone of you were eating captain crunch thinking you were getting your daily recommended fruit serving you were wrong.
Lowering the Bar: Reasonable Consumer Would Know "Crunchberries" Are Not Real, Judge Rules
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Old 06-05-2009, 12:46 PM   #2
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I had a vision. A beautiful vision of Crunchberry trees as far as the eye could see. So I've been planting those Crunchberries for years.

Sadly my vision never came to fruition. Now I know why.

Damn you Captain!

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Old 06-05-2009, 01:09 PM   #3
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This is a classic example of why we need "loser pays" reform.
The lawyers for the Planitiff were also the Froot Loops suit lawyer, talk about just throwing stuff at the legal wall to see what will stick...
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Old 06-05-2009, 01:40 PM   #4
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So if Crunchberries aren't really from crunch berry trees, does that mean I can try Frankenberry ceareal?
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