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Old 06-02-2009, 01:25 AM   #1
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so i;m doing a project out side. I am building a small box around my A/c lines because The a/c was moved & the lines are seen, ugly, & my dogs step on them. So i;m using my power acutated nailer to shoot some boards into the concrete. Now this is about 7:30 at night. A neighbor calls the police telling them I;m shooting a shot gun in my back yard. I really hate my neighbors
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Old 06-02-2009, 01:26 AM   #2
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What did the cop say??

This is why I live in "the sticks" BTW. I freakin' hate people like that.
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Old 06-02-2009, 01:28 AM   #3
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i usually don't hear gunshots till round 10... nobody bothers to call the cops round here... just move to new orleans
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Old 06-02-2009, 01:37 AM   #4
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i saw them coming up the alley & headed em of at the pass, they were like i hate people
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Old 06-02-2009, 01:58 AM   #5
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Sometimes neighbors can be just so damn much fun.
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Old 06-02-2009, 03:33 AM   #6
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Well if you use your nailer enough, and they call the cops enough, eventually the cops will stop coming and you can shoot your shotgun in the back yard.

Or you can just wait until about 2 am and let them know what a 12 gauge really sounds like.

They confused an air nailer with a shotgun. Maybe a .22 loaded with shot...idiots
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Old 06-02-2009, 03:37 AM   #7
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In all fairness, perhaps they really did think you were discharging a firearm. Maybe SWMBO dumped your beer or something. I certainly wouldn't be the one to knock on your door and ask if you were having a having a meltdown. They might have been worried a round would come through their house. You should talk to them and you guys can have a good chuckle.
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Old 06-02-2009, 03:12 PM   #8
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In all fairness, perhaps they really did think you were discharging a firearm. Maybe SWMBO dumped your beer or something. I certainly wouldn't be the one to knock on your door and ask if you were having a having a meltdown. They might have been worried a round would come through their house. You should talk to them and you guys can have a good chuckle.
that is the correct answer.

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Old 06-02-2009, 03:17 PM   #9
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They confused an air nailer with a shotgun.
I don't think it was an air nailer...I think it was a powder actuated nail gun. Which does sound more like a firearm than a power tool.

 
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Old 06-02-2009, 03:29 PM   #10
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ram set sounds like a small gun going off.
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