Janky phone pic:
A picture speaks better than I can except to explain:
10 gallon round Rubbermaid cooler
1x4x48" pine board with a 15/16" hole
nylon tie-down strap
corny, faucet, shank, etc.
The 1x4 fits PERFECTLY SNUGLY through the handle of the cooler, as if they designed it that way!