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Old 05-26-2009, 07:57 PM   #21
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Some people just have a very limited worldview and must disagree with anyone that does not share it. In politics, they are called Republicans. In brewing, they make IPAs.
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Old 05-26-2009, 08:15 PM   #22
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Anyone who thinks secondaries are a waste... are wastes themselves.

I rack everything to secondaries... to the point where I have run out of carboys... EASY solution though... I just wait until I have a big family cookout and splurge for Bud kegs so all of my rookie family members don't drink all of my "dark" beer and then I just don't return the kegs. They make great secondaries. The only thing I don't like about sanke secondaries is that the air lock almost NEVER seems to bubble so I don't know if I'm done fermenting or not.

Ehhh... they're probably infected.
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Old 05-26-2009, 08:33 PM   #23
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I never try to preach to anyone.

Except maybe a little when I tell them stupid #$$% moronic $#@%wads to start using the $^&&*( space bar when talking about ####^^ Barley Wine!

It's BARLEY WINE you stupid $%**& morons! There is a Fr#%%&ng SPACE!!! If I see ANY stupid m5547erf**55g a$$h*^le joining those two words again, I swear, I'll come round there and **** their goat until **** is pouring from it's ***** and it *****s it's **** until it goes f******* blind!!!!

But I'm not preachy about it.

 
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Old 05-26-2009, 08:35 PM   #24
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OMG!!! That's freakin' WEIRD that you just wrote that... I think I have a barleywine infected in one of my sankes right now!
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Old 05-26-2009, 08:37 PM   #25
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I never try to preach to anyone.

Except maybe a little when I tell them stupid #$$% moronic $#@%wads to start using the $^&&*( space bar when talking about ####^^ Barley Wine!

It's BARLEY WINE you stupid $%**& morons! There is a Fr#%%&ng SPACE!!! If I see ANY stupid m5547erf**55g a$$h*^le joining those two words again, I swear, I'll come round there and **** their goat until **** is pouring from it's ***** and it *****s it's **** until it goes f******* blind!!!!

But I'm not preachy about it.
Ahem, The BJCP styleguidelines list it as one word. BJCP 2008 Style Guidelines - Category 19. Not saying that you are wrong, more along the lines that I am right.

Also to be technical, commercial brewers in the US cannot legally call it a Barleywine or Barley wine. It's a Barleywine style ale.
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Old 05-26-2009, 08:37 PM   #26
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OMG!!! That's freakin' WEIRD that you just wrote that... I think I have a barleywine infected in one of my sankes right now!
Not using the space bar will infect that Sh!t every time!

 
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Old 05-26-2009, 08:38 PM   #27
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Ahem, The BJCP styleguidelines list it as one word. BJCP 2008 Style Guidelines - Category 19. Not saying that you are wrong, more along the lines that I am right.

Also to be technical, commercial brewers in the US cannot legally call it a Barleywine or Barley wine. It's a Barleywine style ale.
BJCP don't know their ass from their elbow then. I bet they even use the word "Color"

The light bulb was invented in America. Otherwise I would go around calling it a lightbulb just for the hell of it.

 
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Old 05-26-2009, 08:39 PM   #28
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Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

EDIT: My Mom had a shirt made for me that said that on it when I was 5 years old.
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Old 05-26-2009, 08:39 PM   #29
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I never try to preach to anyone.

Except maybe a little when I tell them stupid #$$% moronic $#@%wads to start using the $^&&*( space bar when talking about ####^^ Barley Wine!

It's BARLEY WINE you stupid $%**& morons! There is a Fr#%%&ng SPACE!!! If I see ANY stupid m5547erf**55g a$$h*^le joining those two words again, I swear, I'll come round there and **** their goat until **** is pouring from it's ***** and it *****s it's **** until it goes f******* blind!!!!

But I'm not preachy about it.

You've got a long road ahead of you if that's the cause you choose:

BJCP 2008 Style Guidelines - Category 19
Barley wine - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Sierra Nevada Bigfoot
Olde School Barleywine | Dogfish Head Craft Brewed Ales
Anchor Steam - Old Foghorn
Smuttynose Barleywine Ale



Bring it!

 
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Old 05-26-2009, 08:41 PM   #30
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One I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
You got a typo there. Just sayin'.
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