I just stumbled upon this old post and thought it deserved a bump.
I had just finished reading the "It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound..." line when the GF asked what I wanted for dinner.
I just stared at her for about 15 seconds before bursting into uncontrollable laughter. I couldn't stop long enough to explain what the hell was so funny so I just handed her the laptop. Laughed until I cried.
No one gives a damn about the things I give a damn about.
The liberties that we can't do without seem to disappear like ghosts in the air.
When we don't even care, it truly vanishes away.-Jason Isbell