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Old 08-08-2006, 12:35 PM   #1
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Texas School District Bans Cleavage

I guess I see the point, but the boys in a certain Texas school are going to have one less reason to get out of bed in the morning.

 
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Old 08-08-2006, 02:59 PM   #2
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mourning wood?
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Old 08-08-2006, 03:13 PM   #3
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We live in a stupid society. Next thing you know they will be covering up ankles. Get a grip people. Besides, what are all those fat guys going to do in PE when they get picked for the skins team, I mean man-maries are more and more common in our super-size society. Now butt cracks are another matter all together.
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Old 08-08-2006, 03:29 PM   #4
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At least it's not Iraq:
The implementation of sharia law has spawned some bizarre killings in the name of "religious conservatism".
This from NPR:
Shepards were murdered for failing to diaper goats.
E. Bagdhad store owners shot and the store firebombed because they suggestively arranged vegetables according to clerics.

Democracy is on the march though...

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...toryId=5622900
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Old 08-08-2006, 03:40 PM   #5
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Booo!

Are they anticipating an increase in the dropout rate?
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Old 08-08-2006, 03:51 PM   #6
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I saw the most disgusting thing ever...

A woman was forcing a child to look at her breast. Actually shoving it in the child's face. What was truly dispicable is that the child was a baby and I heard that the lady was the baby's mother! What kind of a mother would let a child see a breast? They should be hidden from all society. Women should be embarassed of their bodies and never allow their skin to have sunlight cast upon it.

Luckily, we men have nothing to hide in shame.

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Old 08-08-2006, 05:35 PM   #7
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damn is that an onion roll that guy is eating???
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Old 08-08-2006, 07:37 PM   #8
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That's one mo' sexy mo'fugga!!!!! I'm just proud of him for having the courage to pull it off. What is it about us that we can look like that guy, but still have the nerve to look at a woman and say " She'd look good if she lost a few pounds." ? Hooray for men ! We've got it made.


Reasons I thank God for being born male:
1. We're never ashamed to wear whatever at the beach.
2. We never ask our buddies " Do these overall make my ass look fat?"
3. Cellulite?
4. We can still feel good about ourselves when we're fat and bald.
5. We don't automatically hate guys who look better than us. We don't even recognize that trait in other men.


Any more?
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Old 08-08-2006, 08:20 PM   #9
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Quote:
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damn is that an onion roll that guy is eating???
JJ
That's the most effective avert your eyes strategy ever!
I believe that you are correct, that is an Onion Roll.
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Old 08-08-2006, 09:58 PM   #10
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Just be thankful this got sorted out...

http://www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0,...666202,00.html

The mayor of Munich is my hero.
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