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Old 05-21-2009, 01:47 PM   #1
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The prick that lives across the street from me is just about on my last nerve. He and his little whore each own a mustang which, in my opinion, is the ugliest and most overpurchased car in texas, often driven by fat ugly mexican women whenever they're not ruining the roads in their minivans...digress. Several times a day Every Day, one of the morons start their car and sit there for a minute revving the engine with their stupid ****ing loud-ass mufflers making all kinds of noise, then when they finally decide he/she's made enough noise they pull out into the street and peel out down the road, making sure to wake up anything and everything within a mile of him.

So what the **** do I do with these morons. He's a big black dude with a full ****ing gym in his garage, sits there all day just lifting weights, she's a little hoochie-momma, probably living off his drug-monies. I've thought about sneaking over there and tossing a bunch of roofing nails into their driveway just for kicks. Anyone have any better/more insane ideas?

 
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Old 05-21-2009, 01:53 PM   #2
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Police? File a disturbing the peace complaint.

 
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Old 05-21-2009, 02:01 PM   #3
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DRMM it is, but dang.... I feel the hate all the way up here in the mountains!

Make one of those back yard living rooms with an outdoor cooking area and you won't have to see any of your neighbors. You could also brew there. Put up 10ft walls and some white noise generators and you will never even have to hear or speak to anyone. Then you could get your groceries delivered and get a job where you work from home and never have contact with anyone you don't specifically choose to.

Or, go over with some of your great homebrew, say 'howdy' and get to know them a little. Might be able to talk to them about the noise level. They could be cool. Don't know until you try.
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Old 05-21-2009, 02:14 PM   #4
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Wadded up paper in the exhaust pipes and roofing nails in there driveway.

You could always purchase him a subscription to a homoerotic magazine. Might cause some waves on the ol' homefront.

Or hey get one of those air canons. The kind that they use to keep birds scared away from public places. Point it at their house and set the timer for every 15 minutes.

If they have dogs, you might be able to find/build an ultra sonic generator, that makes them bark wildly.

Send in an anonymous tip to the DEA.

Use copious amounts of nail polish to wright STFU all over their cars.

I'm sure I could thing of more.

 
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Old 05-21-2009, 02:19 PM   #5
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Oh and a good one.

Run an escort/hooker-esque add on Craigs List with her phone number.

Drop a baggie of weed (cheap shake) in their mailbox with their names on it just before the US post arrives.

Oh this is getting fun now.

 
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Old 05-21-2009, 02:21 PM   #6
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Fling poo that is the ultimate problem solver.

 
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Old 05-21-2009, 02:41 PM   #7
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So this is in DR, so retarded ideas are expected/ rewarded ;-)

On the other hand - it sounds like there's a real problem.

My experience: Next door neighbors - ******** but it's a crap neighborhood, so expected. Had a constant problem with 2 am blaring music, loud people, banging (not sure...). Finally got sick of it - went over at 2 am - asked them politely to STFU. Luckilly for me, an underage dip...poop... answered the door beer in hand. They quieted down for an hour then turned the music back up.

Went over the next day, calmed down, and talked to the dad (his stupid slut daughter and her 5 boyfriends were the ones partying). Discussed the situation, made it clear that next time - police would be involved (I'd called before, cops didn't care - but that's another issue). Even made it clear that up till 9 pm (daughters bedtime) I really didn't care how loud they were. Ever since, night time noise has been a very rare occurance (and an ignorable one).

OTOH, another set of nextdoor neighbors has ignored my requests to keep their kids crap out of the ditch in front of my house and theirs that I take care of... whatever. Note that I was a bit rude in my requests to them... probably why they've been ignored.

All that to say - go over in a relaxed state. Talk to the neighbors. Leave the chip on your shoulder at home. Probably aught to leave the gun there too ;-). Bring a couple homebrews or other social lubricant if you feel it's appropriate. Talk to them, offer some kind of alternative (I.E. ya think ya could peel out at the dragstrip dipsh*t?).

Should that fail, start taping the crap they're doing. The peel outs at the least are a traffic offense... Not sure if the cops will give a crap about the noise.
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Old 05-21-2009, 04:30 PM   #8
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Your neighbors suck balls but leave the Mustangs out of it.
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Old 05-21-2009, 04:35 PM   #9
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Your neighbors suck balls but leave the Mustangs out of it.
Quite true. They'd be still be peeling out and acting like douches if the owned a camaro, mitsubishi, honda, etc....
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Old 05-21-2009, 04:49 PM   #10
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Quite true. They'd be still be peeling out and acting like douches if the owned a camaro, mitsubishi, honda, etc....
Very true. I have the EXACT SAME problem with my neighbors. I live next to two US Army member that insist on owning the loudest, fastest, most obnoxious cars on the planet.
One of them has a prelude that I'm pretty sure only has a muffler for looks. And the other has a trans am with all the bells and whistles. They wake up at 5am for PT and even the sound of their cars IDLING is loud as F*#k. Then they have to leave a new set of tire trax on the street every day. Its annoying. I hate it. But what am I gonna do?

I don't care about the noise as much as the fact that there are about 20+ kids on this street and when they go tearin @ss around here like that it really irks me . And they love to come flying down the street at 45 on a nice sunny day. My street is a flat, straight quarter mile that gets all the horny little sh*ts with fast cars going.
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