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Old 05-21-2009, 04:20 PM   #11
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Originally Posted by david_42 View Post
In a year, you will both be running mowers over hop bines.

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Old 05-21-2009, 04:23 PM   #12
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Originally Posted by ChshreCat View Post
This is why we need to cross breed hops with those freaky tentacle plants from the japanese cartoon porn. Then they can defend themselves. Just make sure they accept you as boss so you can harvest the hops when the time comes.
Train them to harvest themselves at the right time!

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Old 05-21-2009, 04:23 PM   #13
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Well, in the Sopranos Christophers g-friend was working with the FBI. Ya, he might have wanted to marry her and all but there's a right thing to do and a wrong thing to do. Not that I'm advocating what to do, jus' sayin.

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Old 05-21-2009, 04:25 PM   #14
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they will grow back. 80% they come back mad...
I'd say they'd come back bitter
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Old 05-21-2009, 04:40 PM   #15
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Originally Posted by SchizoFilly View Post
I'd say they'd come back bitter
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Old 05-21-2009, 11:14 PM   #16
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A man can only take so much, then it's war.

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Old 05-21-2009, 11:26 PM   #17
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Pour him a beer and after a few minutes of neighborly conversation tell him what he did and if he ever does it again that you've got no problem going BACK to prison.
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Old 05-21-2009, 11:29 PM   #18
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1 case of herbicide by him is equal to 1 case of homicide by you IMO.

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Old 05-22-2009, 12:31 AM   #19
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I'd say you have to kill one of his children, it's the only punishment that is analogous to what he has done.
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Old 05-22-2009, 01:06 AM   #20
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put up a gravestone at the base of the trellis. He will probably keep the mower away from now on.


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