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Old 05-20-2009, 02:15 PM   #1
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...for a poor keg that died in the line of duty, at the hands of idiot teenage BMC drinkers:

Bucks Co. Teen Injured By Exploding Keg - cbs3.com

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Old 05-20-2009, 02:17 PM   #2
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Sometimes we need to let the weaker of the species kill themselves off...

Damn hospitals.

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Old 05-20-2009, 02:21 PM   #3
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Haha yeah modern science has brought evolution to a standstill. Until we can start genetically modifying ourselves to become superhumans. Then we can weed out the retard genes.
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Old 12-20-2009, 06:54 PM   #4
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oh that poor keg...

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Old 12-20-2009, 07:07 PM   #5
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yes i laughed when i read the article but it still was somebodys son who got hurt

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Old 12-21-2009, 12:31 PM   #6
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Another Darwin award...

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Old 12-21-2009, 01:28 PM   #7
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Originally Posted by mageerc View Post
Another Darwin award...
No, he's gonna live. But he does have facial injuries, so maybe he'll be too ugly to reproduce.

A possible runner up for the Darwin Award?

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Old 12-21-2009, 01:37 PM   #8
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I know most of this is tongue-in-cheek, but you guys are overlooking the bigger picture here. "A popular teen prank".... "Popular" being the key word. How many more times does this have to happen before big brother steps in with new mandates and regulations that may and probably will be a thorn in the side of us homebrewers.
All kidding aside, it is idiotic $hit like what these morons did that bring about new laws designed to protect the stupid people from themselves.
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Old 12-21-2009, 02:17 PM   #9
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I believe this is called "Natural Selection", nuff said.
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And I'd like to see my 1.080 beers ready from grain to glass in a week, and served to me by red-headed twin penthouse pets wearing garter belts and fishnet stockings, with Irish accents, calling me "master luv gun," but we can't always get what we want can we? :)

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Old 12-21-2009, 05:53 PM   #10
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The authorities are withholding details..."

What details? They put a keg in a fire and it exploded. What more do you need to know?
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