fuk im old

i was reminising <sp about the old days......10-15 years ago. my nights would start at midnight, now thats when they end!!! sleeping till noon???? i wish!!! my friday nights are spent recovering from the work week. whats next, watching murder sher wrote???

Matlock!!!

Well, according to your profile, you're a 33 year old female named Mr. Furlly. I think you have bigger problems than your bedtime, old girl.

you're a 33 year old female

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lol updated to reflect the fact that i am not a female!!! (thanks for that!!)

mrfurlly said:

lol updated to reflect the fact that i am not a female!!! (thanks for that!!)

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Da nada. Once the senile dementia sets in, everything goes to hell. Up here in Canada I get nervous when the kids are around and I see an ice floe.

Check out Barnaby Jones on re-runs, awesome! Heck, I don't even have kids and still wake up early on a weekend, yeah, it sucks.

Actually, don't worry, it doesn't bother you after a while and you will eventually hate to have to stay out late. "Crud, it's 10:30, I could be in bed by 11 if we leave now".

I can't wait to get old enough for my first Scooter!

Just wait until your kid calls from college to talk about going to parties, "later". I said something like, "Later? It's almost 9 PM already!" I swear I could hear her eyes roll.

Wait until you wake up at 5 AM each day because you can't sleep any more. Wait until you start eating things "because they're good for you".

But the worst? The all time worst? "She looks good, for her age".

YooperBrew said:

Just wait until your kid calls from college to talk about going to parties, "later". I said something like, "Later? It's almost 9 PM already!" I swear I could hear her eyes roll.

Wait until you wake up at 5 AM each day because you can't sleep any more. Wait until you start eating things "because they're good for you".

But the worst? The all time worst? "She looks good, for her age".

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just wait till your youngest is ready to be done with school or until your oldest kid tells you what he did for his 21st and oh yeah by the way i'm asking so-n-so to marry me!

But the worst? The all time worst? "She looks good, for her age".

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No

"I thought she was my age, but she must have been dragged around a couple rough corners."

YooperBrew said:

Wait until you wake up at 5 AM each day because you can't sleep any more. Wait until you start eating things "because they're good for you".

But the worst? The all time worst? "She looks good, for her age".

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Every time you see a doctor, they have some test to do on you " due to your age"
Worse yet, the doctor is usually a snot nose kid with his Fisher-Price " I want to be a doctor kit"

Maybe one of these:

david_42 said:

Maybe one of these:

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Put a plow on the front of that and you could make some extra money clearing driveways around your neighborhood.

Sh*t, I want one of those now!

Whoa! That dude needs a helmet for those blazin' AOL-type speeds!

Let's talk about old: I have two examples:

1. Today, I spent several hours on the front porch, listening to the rain fall and watching the hummingbirds. Oh, and drinking margaritas while playing Scrabble. I'm only 35. How much further can I fall in the next 40years?

2. I went to the Honors Convocation, where the 4th year medical students are "hooded" and officially proclaimed "doctor" last week. It was my first time going as a faculty member, after graduating myself about 10 years ago. Geez, they looked young. Anyhoo, I was sitting with the other faculty in my department, right next to a guy we call, lovingly, "The Godfather", an Italian from NYC who's been with the med school for eons. I leaned over to him as one particularly young guy was getting his hood placed and said, "God, Lou, what is he? Like twelve?" Lou burst out laughing, grasped my hand and said, " Well, if he's twelve, you're only about fifteen!"

Yeah, it felt good! It's all good! Particularly after a couplathree margaritas...

You are not officially old until you always strongly consider using a public rest room every single time you see one......Just in case.

You're just a bunch of whiny puppies.....

Holy S$%* I'm RETIRING in a few weeks

When you get to be my age things stop working and the things that still work hurt like hell!

You don't worry about what time you go to bed, but whether you wake up the next morning!


Sheesh

I always tell people I am 10 years older than I am, that way they instead of saying wow she's had a heard life they are saying wow, she looks great. Anyhow, I like to get up early, that's when I work out & I only go to bed early when I've had a few too many drinks, at least that's my story.

I have kids almost your age.

Cryminy...I feel better now than I did when I was 33.

117 years old.

That's my goal.

bluehouse said:

I always tell people I am 10 years older than I am, that way they instead of saying wow she's had a heard life they are saying wow, she looks great. Anyhow, I like to get up early, that's when I work out & I only go to bed early when I've had a few too many drinks, at least that's my story.

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We'll be the judge of that. Post a shot of your 34, I mean 44, year old face and we'll see.

Ah lahk to look at purdy girls....

Talk about losing it.

I deleted my post because I thought it was a double.

I just realized C-Cat posted the same reply I did, only a few seconds sooner.

You are not old, you are just stoned. Pictures never lie.

vtchuck said:

You're just a bunch of whiny puppies.....

Holy S$%* I'm RETIRING in a few weeks

When you get to be my age things stop working and the things that still work hurt like hell!

You don't worry about what time you go to bed, but whether you wake up the next morning!


Sheesh

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I'm not that far behind you !!!

I just want to say "Thanks" to all you old farts for making me feel better. Now I don't feel so bad about not being able to sleep a whole night straight, the aches & pains, the constant morning wood.... (OK, made that one up)
Shecky should be checking in here any minute now.

bull8042 said:

the constant morning wood.... (

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Oh, really?
Hi there! Nice to meet you- my name's Yooper.

It is also a sad state when you're at your sexual peak, but your partner passed his a while ago.........................

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Oh, really?
Hi there! Nice to meet you- my name's Yooper.

It is also a sad state when you're at your sexual peak, but your partner passed his a while ago.........................

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Dang! If I had known, I would have offered a "trade" on our hop deal a while back instead of PayPal. Of course, I guess I would have had to give you the hops instead of the other way around.

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Dang! If I had known, I would have offered a "trade" on our hop deal a while back instead of PayPal. Of course, I guess I would have had to give you the hops instead of the other way around.

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LOL!

Are you kidding me!?! At this age, people at work chit chat about paying for sex, and what it means. I'm like, "Ok, ok! I'll pay!"

Oh, wait, you mean the guys are paying. Oops. I'll shut up now.

Hehehe, you are a real hoot Yoop. You know, I really like that in a one night stand.

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Hehehe, you are a real hoot Yoop. You know, I really like that in a one night stand.

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Yeah, that's what they all say.

Wait, what?

Sooo, your place or mine?

YooperBrew said:

It is also a sad state when you're at your sexual peak, but your partner passed his a while ago.........................

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I know what you mean. SWMBO and I are both 37 and lately I think she's trying to kill me.

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Sooo, your place or mine?

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Has to be yours. Mine is full of wheelchairs, walkers, canes, etc, from all the other inmates, er, people who also reside here.

ChshreCat said:

I know what you mean. SWMBO and I are both 37 and lately I think she's trying to kill me.

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Oh, wah, wah, wahhhh! My SWMBO is 13 years younger than me!!! She is 30.... ring any bells? Woman's sexual peak... If I have to climb on that frigin' ceiling fan one more damn time, I am going to scream.... AGAIN!

YooperBrew said:

Has to be yours. Mine is full of wheelchairs, walkers, canes, etc, from all the other inmates, er, people who also reside here.

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Damn, mine is full of kids.... We will have to meet in the middle somewhere.

bull8042 said:

Oh, wah, wah, wahhhh! My SWMBO is 13 years younger than me!!! She is 30.... ring any bells? Woman's sexual peak... If I have to climb on that frigin' ceiling fan one more damn time, I am going to scream.... AGAIN!

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I love that quote!

My spouse is 54. I'm 45. I can literally go all day, all night, and without sleep. He's like, "Baby- I had my peak like 35 years ago. Can you just stop with the multiple orgasms for a day or two, while I nap?"

YooperBrew said:

I love that quote!

My spouse is 54. I'm 45. I can literally go all day, all night, and without sleep. He's like, "Baby- I had my peak like 35 years ago. Can you just stop with the multiple orgasms for a day or two, while I nap?"

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Slip him a couple of Viagra in his juice and send him off to bed. Unless he sleeps on his stomach, you will be set for awhile.
Multiple orgasms! Damn you women are so lucky! My multiple orgasms span weeks, not all in the same day.

YooperBrew said:

I love that quote!

My spouse is 54. I'm 45. I can literally go all day, all night, and without sleep. He's like, "Baby- I had my peak like 35 years ago. Can you just stop with the multiple orgasms for a day or two, while I nap?"

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Well, I've always been an all day all night kinda guy, but she's surpassing me. I never thought I'd be the one to say enough. LOL

Meh, Multiple orgasms are easy for womenz, They can do it all day. Their G spot is directly connected to their nag spot......They can do that all day too.

YooperBrew said:

...My spouse is...like, "Baby- I had my peak like 35 years ago. Can you just stop with the multiple orgasms for a day or two, while I nap?"

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Whatever self-help manual you have, please send it to my SWMBO.

Thanks.

bull8042 said:

Shecky should be checking in here any minute now.

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How do I enter into this equation? I'm a young, virile, exceptionally good looking man.

I've nothing about which to complain.