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Old 05-08-2009, 02:58 PM   #21
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Someone on here has posted a method using a "T" that ought to prevent the wort ever touching your mouth before it goes into bucket.

I remember that but wouldn't know where to find that post. After seeing it though, it gave me an idea that has worked well for me. I took a smaller section of hose, about 18" - 24", and attached a barbed coupler to one end. For siphoning, I slide this into the end of the siphon tube and start the siphon. I can see the flow coming in plenty of time and I just pull off the shorter section off and I'm in business. Mouth never touches the siphon hose.

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Old 05-08-2009, 02:58 PM   #22
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+ 1 on sticking it in, giving it one good pump and you're one....



I mean +1 on the auto Siphon....perverts

 
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Old 05-08-2009, 03:00 PM   #23
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+1 on autosiphon,
+1 on water in tube to start (if no autosiphon)
+1 on wife swallowing next time, you never know where her mouth has been . . well . . . actually . . . hopefully you do.
You know, if you have been married long enough, spit or swallow you don't really care as long as your getting action.
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Old 05-08-2009, 03:26 PM   #24
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Make mad passionate love to your wife tonight. If your not sick in six weeks the beer will be ready to drink...
Hahaha, definitely sig worthy
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Old 05-08-2009, 03:35 PM   #25
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Piss in her coffie, that'll teach her!

I never sucked on a standard siphon, I wasted abotu 30 seconds filling the line with watter from the sink to start the siphon.

 
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Old 05-09-2009, 06:20 AM   #26
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If you believe Eric Cartman -
- this will be the ultimate test of your homebrew's ability to fight off infection.

 
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Old 05-09-2009, 02:57 PM   #27
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+1 on the auto siphon. I love mine.

Stick it in, give it one good pump and you're done.

Wait, that sounded wrong.
Yes... but it did sound familiar....
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Old 05-09-2009, 03:40 PM   #28
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Why didn't you just break the suction when she heaved? I mean, you had to have seen her do that and then you continued to pour beer into her sputum.

Fess up. What were you doing while she was bent over the pail sucking on your hose? <Okay, I'm going to go stand over in the corner with Gnomey now.>
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Old 05-09-2009, 05:09 PM   #29
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that made me laugh!! it shouldnt hurt anything i dont think go ahead and drink it when its ready. well now it can just be your own special one of a kind batch and i liked that idea of naming it spitfire!!!

 
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Old 05-10-2009, 01:00 AM   #30
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If she had actually gotten saliva into the beer, the worst it would do is convert any remaining starches to sugars... your beer *in theory* would be sweeter, but with less body.

After reading three pages of potty jokes (not that I don't like them), I don't think that she actually got any in your nectar. I really don't remember, cos all I can think of is my wife....
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