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Old 05-03-2009, 06:11 PM   #1
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Lac du Bonnet, Manitoba
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So today is brew day and I've got an Irish Red on the go. Loves me a good Irish Red.

So I say to SWMBO, "I'm going to mash this one a little higher than normal. I usually mash too low."

Blank stare.

"Mashing higher gives it more body."


She says, "I guess I was mashed high."

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

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Old 05-03-2009, 06:46 PM   #2
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As long as she doesn't become astringent!!

Funny stuff.
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Old 05-03-2009, 11:48 PM   #3
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Gotta love the SWMBO.

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Old 05-04-2009, 12:00 AM   #4
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That's funny.
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Old 05-04-2009, 04:58 PM   #5
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Hopefully she wasn't dryhopped after that comment.
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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