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Old 04-30-2009, 06:36 PM   #1
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that knows EVERYTHING. You know, the one that has no qualms about coming over to tell you that you are doing, well, everything wrong?

I have one of those. Ya know, I like the guy and I can tolerate his "knowlege", but he cracks me up.

There was a rumor a couple weeks back that the reason my back yard looked so BAD was because I was still watering my grass into October, and it froze the grass!! OH NO, FROZEN GRASS! This came from, you guessed it, the neighborhood genius. I still cannot figure out how my grass froze and his didnt when it was 10F half the winter!

Here is my back yard:


Here is the genius's yard:

 
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:40 PM   #2
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Good thing "genius" is not a pilot.

Don't laugh if genius is watering his yard this October as well.

 
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:40 PM   #3
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahah that is funny

 
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:43 PM   #4
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Good thing "genius" is not a pilot.
When we are all hanging out, someone always asks some aviation related question... and he generally has some "wisdom" to share on the subject. He used to be a "pro" golfer, race car driver and a "pro" landscaper.

Like I said, I like the guy, but I bite my tongue so much it hurts.

 
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:45 PM   #5
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I seem to run into a lot of self proclaimed know it alls here at HBT. There is this one guy who is an airline pilot.......
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:48 PM   #6
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Pro landscaper! What?

 
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:50 PM   #7
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Yeah. We (the rest of the neighborhood) call him "The Sexual Intellectual"... ya know, "F**kin Know It All".

Ask him questions about the clouds

 
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:51 PM   #8
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:53 PM   #9
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hahahah the sexual intellect, im stealing that one

 
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:55 PM   #10
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I seem to run into a lot of self proclaimed know it alls here at HBT. There is this one guy who is an airline pilot.......
Too funny, just too funny!

 
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