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Old 04-27-2009, 02:06 AM   #1
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I wasn't pouring it correctly!

Anybody seen the new commercials Bud has out about "The Perfect Pour?" Yeah, I'm sure. Pouring the beer differently makes all of the flavor (or lack there of) come out.

Really? Does pouring a Budweiser make it taste different? No matter what way I pour it; down the middle, tilting the glass, hangin upside down from my balcony, the beer it ends up tasting the same, like crap. Maybe next time I will pee in the bottle, pour it down the middle, and BAM! I have a quality tasting beer.

Honestly, pouring a Budweiser is only a 2step process:

1. Open the beer.
2. Pour it down the toilet.
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Old 04-27-2009, 02:12 AM   #2
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Wow. Evan!'s law envoked in 0 responses.
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Old 04-27-2009, 02:25 AM   #3
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Wow. Evan!'s law envoked in 0 responses.
You beat me to that comment!


I haven't seen that ad yet. I look forward to it though. I need my daily dose of indignation to set me up for the day.

 
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Old 04-27-2009, 02:29 AM   #4
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You beat me to that comment!


I haven't seen that ad yet. I look forward to it though. I need my daily dose of indignation to set me up for the day.
Maybe Bud will come out and say that their beer is hopped four times!
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Old 04-27-2009, 03:46 AM   #5
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Maybe Bud will come out and say that their beer is hopped four times!
Not only that, they'll inform us that they remove (EXTRACT!!) only the finest portions of the hops for use four times.

 
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Old 04-27-2009, 03:49 AM   #6
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I'm waiting for the slightly more honest ad campaign from them.

"Bud, it's not really crap. Honestly!"

 
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Old 04-27-2009, 11:41 AM   #7
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Ya, bud is the "king of beers" just like I'm the freaking "king of Siam!"

 
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Old 04-27-2009, 12:54 PM   #8
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I'm waiting for the slightly more honest ad campaign from them.

"Bud, it's not really crap. Honestly!"
And you'll know they're being honest because they're using the word honest...

I think their new slogan should be:

"Bud, now better than 'The blood of Christ'"

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Old 04-27-2009, 01:00 PM   #9
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wow, when was the last time we had a bid bashing thread? Seems ages ago....

And Evan's Law in one? Sweet!
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OK, must have happened when I wasn't around. WTF is evans law?
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