People who wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, because they dreamed that someone, somewhere was having a good time.
Note to staff: we need a "blue nose" emocon.
Remember one unassailable statistic, as explained by the late, great George Carlin: "Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!"
"I would like to die on Mars, just not on impact." Elon Musk