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Old 04-10-2009, 11:58 PM   #1
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Elderly Woman Who Never Used Computer Has Fastest Internet Connection In World

"Look mom, I know you don't care much for computers, but now you've got the fastest internet connection speed ever!"

"Oh? What's this internet?"

"It is a network that lets computers from all over the world talk to each other!"

"Talking computers? What are they saying?"

"Gosh mom, they can say whatever you want them to! All of the world's knowledge, news, opinions, pictures, and commentary is available at your fingertips in an instant! You can talk to people all over the world, listen to sports, watch movies, whatever you like."

"What about Bob Hope? Can I watch Bob Hope movies?"

"Of course, mom. You can download an entire HD movie in about two seconds!"

"Oh, that's nice."
Hey, knock that shvt off. We're drinkin' here.

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Old 04-11-2009, 01:25 AM   #2
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But, does she has 27 SATA drives running in parallel, so she can store BH at that speed?
Remember one unassailable statistic, as explained by the late, great George Carlin: "Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!"

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