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Old 04-21-2009, 07:18 PM   #11
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maybe not the dumbest, but pretty dumb.

I went into a local brew store here for the first time... mostly wine stuff...
I asked the old guy behind the counter if he sells Dried Malt Extract.
He gave me a long pause and a dumb look then his face lit up "oh! you mean DME". Yes, you tool, I mean DME since that is what DME stands for.
He looks at me like I am the moron in this scenario... as if he didn't know what the hell "Dried Malt Extract" is and/or I am the nub for not using the cool acronym.

didn't buy anything...
probably never will.
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Old 04-22-2009, 12:16 AM   #12
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Had a friend of mine brew a Vienna his living the summer......with ale yeast.......NOT A LAGER!!!
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Old 04-22-2009, 12:19 AM   #13
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lol, I love getting reviews back. My Russian Imperial Stout (the 08/08/08, in fact) made it to finals and got pretty good reviews, but they're all mixed. One guy doesn't think I aged it enough and another says too much. One thinks it's too roasty, another not roasty enough.

These judges are just siwwy.
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