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Old 04-23-2009, 09:03 PM   #61
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vampires don't have superior killing skill

neither vampire or zombie have any skill at all other than what they had as a human

besides when hell overflows the zombies will make up for any lack of skill with overwhelming numbers and when the vampires have to hide in the day time the zombies will dig them up and rip them limb from limb
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Old 04-23-2009, 09:08 PM   #62
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when the vampires have to hide in the day time the zombies will dig them up and rip them limb from limb
Hmmm....thus making zombie vampires.......?
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Old 04-23-2009, 09:14 PM   #63
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vampires are gay ( although often portrayed as womanizers) and thats why we have werewolves , the antithesis of gayness , in fact ofton seen feeding off gay euro-tech techo fags in underground rave traps that they bate with miller chill and vicks vaperrub.



yeah yeah poindexter i know that thay are a lycanthrope and not undead
just saying there not gays is all
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If werewolves aren't gay, why are they always hanging out under night clubs and in dark alleys? What's the matter, they can't come out of the closet?
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Old 04-23-2009, 09:23 PM   #65
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i addressed that in my post
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Old 04-23-2009, 09:40 PM   #66
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So basically...

Teh Gay...Vampire Haz It
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Old 04-24-2009, 12:50 AM   #67
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So... what would happen if a zombie bit a vampire?
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Old 04-24-2009, 05:08 AM   #68
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So... what would happen if a zombie bit a vampire?

Bad idea, we don't need a bunch of gay blood sucking vombies attacking and molesting people.

The normal flesh eating zombies are just fine the way they are.
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