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Old 03-22-2009, 11:05 AM   #1
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Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element
yet known to science.

The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant
neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons,
giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be
detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that
would normally take less than a second, to take from four days to four
years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; It does not decay,
but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the
assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since
each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming
isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to
believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical
morass

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an
element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it
has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

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Old 03-22-2009, 12:21 PM   #2
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ROTFLMAO!!! That is great! I have to print this and take it to work. Awesome!
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Old 03-22-2009, 04:15 PM   #3
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Yup. Thats coming into Uni with me tommorrow...
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Old 03-22-2009, 04:40 PM   #4
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That my friend, just made my day!

 
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Old 03-22-2009, 04:45 PM   #5
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roflmfao!

i like it.
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Old 03-22-2009, 07:30 PM   #6
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lol, isodopes...
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Old 03-23-2009, 04:59 AM   #7
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thank you i really needed that today LMFAO just great

 
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Old 03-23-2009, 05:38 AM   #8
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totally stealin this..... shhhhhh.
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