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Old 03-15-2009, 12:35 AM   #1
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I swear if I didn't like him so much he'd be in a shallow grave. The hops are not up yet and they are protected by a large plastic pot with the bottom cut out so I hope there is no damage done. Dose anyone know of a way to get him to piss some where else?

 
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Old 03-15-2009, 12:57 AM   #2
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Piss on him the next time he does it.
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Old 03-15-2009, 12:58 AM   #3
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cayenne pepper. Sprinkle it liberally anywhere you don't want them to go, they sniff before they pee and they won't like this smell at all.

The hops might be a good peppered variety too
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Old 03-15-2009, 12:59 AM   #4
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PETA would not approve if my methods to stop this from happening again.

 
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Old 03-15-2009, 01:01 AM   #5
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cayenne pepper. Sprinkle it liberally anywhere you don't want them to go, they sniff before they pee and they won't like this smell at all.

The hops might be a good peppered variety too
I've heard moth balls are a deterrent as well.

 
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Old 03-15-2009, 02:20 AM   #6
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Just exactly what is the problem? Urea should be a good nutrient. I can't imagine it doing much harm.

 
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Old 03-15-2009, 02:35 AM   #7
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There are yard stakes you can buy that attract a dog for their business so they only go in one specific area. That is... if you're more into encouragement over punishment.


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PETA would not approve if my methods to stop this from happening again.

F*** PETA.

 
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Old 03-15-2009, 02:41 AM   #8
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Or an electric fence to zap his pee pee when he tinkles.
That **** hurts, Ive tried it once when I was younger.
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Old 03-15-2009, 04:06 AM   #9
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I dont see the problem... we pile rotten food, manure, and dead animal parts on there for fertilizer.
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Old 03-15-2009, 04:54 AM   #10
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Take the dog for a walk !

Teach him/her to piss on a neighbors hops.

 
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