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Old 03-09-2009, 04:49 PM   #1
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Old 03-09-2009, 06:37 PM   #2
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Old 03-09-2009, 06:43 PM   #3
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Yeah. I just spent about 45 minutes watching these. Pretty much just reiterated what I already knew. Never, ever, ever, ever talk to the police. You are legally required to provide identification, and nothing else.
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Old 03-09-2009, 07:08 PM   #5
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Here's a crazy idea: Never do anything that will draw a cop's attention. Never hang out with people who draw cops' attention. Never go to places that require a cop's attention.

Seriously, my interaction with the police took a serious decrease in frequency when I stopped hanging out with stupid douchebags who had to act ****ed up every 10 seconds they were in public.
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Here's a crazy idea: Never do anything that will draw a cop's attention. Never hang out with people who draw cops' attention. Never go to places that require a cop's attention.

Seriously, my interaction with the police took a serious decrease in frequency when I stopped hanging out with stupid douchebags who had to act ****ed up every 10 seconds they were in public.
Sadly, doesn't always work.

Sometimes, especially in smaller towns or close communities, you can have real problems with even just 1 or 2 cops that are just ********.

Also, this has NOTHING to do with not going wrong things, but even if you have NEVER broken a single law in your life you should NEVER give up your rights. If everyone does that, then we don't live in the USofA any longer.
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Here's a crazy idea: Never do anything that will draw a cop's attention. Never hang out with people who draw cops' attention. Never go to places that require a cop's attention.
Yeah! Never dress in any manner that might get you confused with someone else. Never be an African American male wearing a white t-shirt and blue jeans.

Seriously, you don't have to do anything to have a police officer come up and ask you questions. Sometimes it's just a matter of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Hell, I've been pulled over because my car "matched the description of a stolen vehicle." Yeah, I'm sure I'm the only one on the road with a dark colored 4-door SUV.
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Old 03-09-2009, 07:14 PM   #8
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try pleading the fifth to a new orleans police officer... after a few sprays of mace, a couple of whacks with a billy club and a german shepherd gnawing on ur arm and a cop that's probably more ghetto than most of the thugs in the city is constantly screeming in ur ear "OH YOU A SMART MUTHA F'ER HUH, U A LAWYER OR SOMTHIN HUH" you'll wish u would've said something... now you're renderd with a jaw wired shut and a swollen rectum. round here N.O.P.D. stands for "not our problem dood"
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try pleading the fifth to a new orleans police officer... after a few sprays of mace, a couple of whacks with a billy club and a german shepherd gnawing on ur arm and a cop that's probably more ghetto than most of the thugs in the city is constantly screeming in ur ear "OH YOU A SMART MUTHA F'ER HUH, U A LAWYER OR SOMTHIN HUH" you'll wish u would've said something... now you're renderd with a jaw wired shut and a swollen rectum. round here N.O.P.D. stands for "not our problem dood"
Hey man, I grew up in NYC. Amadou Diallo, Sean Bell, Abner Louima... trust me, I know that come cities have ****ty cops that do horrible things. But you can't give in because of that.
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try pleading the fifth to a new orleans police officer... after a few sprays of mace, a couple of whacks with a billy club and a german shepherd gnawing on ur arm and a cop that's probably more ghetto than most of the thugs in the city is constantly screeming in ur ear "OH YOU A SMART MUTHA F'ER HUH, U A LAWYER OR SOMTHIN HUH" you'll wish u would've said something... now you're renderd with a jaw wired shut and a swollen rectum. round here N.O.P.D. stands for "not our problem dood"
Then you get a lawyer, contact the ACLU, sue the hell out of the police department, and you're set for life. Honestly though, I really doubt that this is an accurate representation of New Orleans police. Just out of curiosity, how old are you?
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