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Old 03-03-2009, 05:04 PM   #1
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The base safety officer here at Al Asad sent these out the other day. They were taken in one of the buildings here. This would make for a fairly sh!tty day (pun intended). If it's not dust storms or knuckleheads shooting at you, it's getting your anaconda bit by a cobra. On the bright side, I guess you would probably get to come home.

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Old 03-03-2009, 05:14 PM   #2
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I am sick of these mother******* snakes in these mother******* toilets!

Seriously though, that's scary as hell. Al Udeid better not have that problem when I get there.
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Old 03-03-2009, 05:17 PM   #3
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Wow.

My testicles just recessed into my body cavity, thanks!
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Old 03-03-2009, 05:20 PM   #4
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Better check my toilet when I get home! Or is this only in certain location?

But seriously, BBLLLAAAHHH, that would freak me the hell Out.
I guarantee I wouldn't have to go anymore, it'd either down my legs, or so far back up inside me I'd puke it out.
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Old 03-03-2009, 05:24 PM   #5
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COMPLTELY OUT OF CONTEXT but the first thing I think of when I see this is the Caddyshack bit "......will you suck out the poison."


Ummmm, sorry buddy! You ain't gonna make it through this one.

 
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Old 03-04-2009, 01:23 AM   #6
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Ouch !!!!

That is just plain ugly.
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Old 03-04-2009, 01:39 AM   #7
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great, now i'm not going to be able to **** for a week!

 
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Old 03-04-2009, 01:50 AM   #8
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oh wow. never got that e-mail......

 
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Old 03-04-2009, 04:22 AM   #9
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Reminds me of a really bad flick from the 80's, called Hard Ticket to Hawaii. Nevermind........
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Old 03-04-2009, 04:31 AM   #10
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God damn, did you have to show us that!!! I wasn't afraid of snakes until now.
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