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Old 03-03-2009, 04:04 PM   #1
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Default Watch where you sit.

The base safety officer here at Al Asad sent these out the other day. They were taken in one of the buildings here. This would make for a fairly sh!tty day (pun intended). If it's not dust storms or knuckleheads shooting at you, it's getting your anaconda bit by a cobra. On the bright side, I guess you would probably get to come home.

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Old 03-03-2009, 04:14 PM   #2
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I am sick of these mother******* snakes in these mother******* toilets!

Seriously though, that's scary as hell. Al Udeid better not have that problem when I get there.


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Old 03-03-2009, 04:17 PM   #3
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Wow.

My testicles just recessed into my body cavity, thanks!
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Old 03-03-2009, 04:20 PM   #4
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Better check my toilet when I get home! Or is this only in certain location?

But seriously, BBLLLAAAHHH, that would freak me the hell Out.
I guarantee I wouldn't have to go anymore, it'd either down my legs, or so far back up inside me I'd puke it out.
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Old 03-03-2009, 04:24 PM   #5
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COMPLTELY OUT OF CONTEXT but the first thing I think of when I see this is the Caddyshack bit "......will you suck out the poison."


Ummmm, sorry buddy! You ain't gonna make it through this one.
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Old 03-04-2009, 12:23 AM   #6
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Ouch !!!!

That is just plain ugly.
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Old 03-04-2009, 12:39 AM   #7
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great, now i'm not going to be able to **** for a week!
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Old 03-04-2009, 12:50 AM   #8
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oh wow. never got that e-mail......
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Reminds me of a really bad flick from the 80's, called Hard Ticket to Hawaii. Nevermind........
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God damn, did you have to show us that!!! I wasn't afraid of snakes until now.


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